Granny And Swan Hill

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
Category: From Granny's Blog, Grannyisms3 Comments

Back in September I told you of the day when Granny left her car outside Sainsbury’s while she went into the store to do some shopping. Nothing wrong with that except Granny not only left the keys in the car but she also left the engine running while she spent her normal hour or two gossiping and catching up on the latest coming and goings at Sainsbury’s.

The other day Granny paid a return visit to Sainsbury’s for some Christmas shopping. For those of you not familiar with the area, the store is at the top of Swan Hill on Woodchurch Road. Those of you who do know the area will know how steep Swan Hill is – Granny only parked the car and forgot to put the handbrake on!

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Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

3 Comments on “Granny And Swan Hill”

  1. You think your mum is bad…
    ‎-knocking on the bathroom door-
    me: Mum are you still in there? I need a wee.
    mum: You’ll have to hang on a few minutes..
    me: … Why?
    mum: I got pins and needles in my feet while I was weeing and I can’t stand up or I’ll fall or something.


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