I See Dead People

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
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I wonder if this could be my twin sister?

ICalled This Story, ‘I See Dead People’ Which Is Not Really True. I Dont Actually See The Dead People Bt I Do Talk To Them.. Before I Become A Psychic Though, I Better Tell Yas Its Only With Members Of Me Family.. Me Nan Comes For A Chat All The Time && If Me Granddad Is Not Busy He Sometimes Comes && Says Hello.. They Never Come Together, Which Is A Bit Weird.. The Two Babies That I Lost Listen To Me All The Time Bt They Never Say Much.. I Think That Is Because They Were So Young When They Died.. Ya Stay The Same Age Forever After Ya Die.. I Think That Is Why That 27 Club All Died So Young Ya Know.. Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison && Kurt Cobain && Them.. I Think If Ya Talk To Dead People Then It Doesnt Hurt So Much That They Have Gone && Ya Cant Talk Or See Them No More.. I Was Really Close To Me Granddad && He Is Probably The One I Miss The Most Because He Used To Live With Us.. Because I Talk To Him Though, It Means I Dont Miss Him Quite So Much.. Bt Here Is The Nuts Thing, This Girl Comes To See Me && Says Shes My Twin Sister, Bt I Never Had A Twin..

I Keep Tellin Her That She Has Got The Wrong Andreaa Bt She Doesnt Believe Me.. Now I Have Started Gettin This Feelin That Perhaps I Did Have A Twin Bt That She Died Young && Me Mum Never Told Me.. When I Asked Me Mum Though, She Said That I Was Nuts && If She Had Lost A Baby She Would Have Been Down The Cemetery Every Day.. I Believe Her When She Says That Too, Cos She Goes To Visit Her Mum && Dad All The Time.. If It Was A Baby, I Think She Would Be There Every Day, Lyk.. Bt Here Is The Mad Thing, If I Had Two Babies I Would Give Them Names Startin With The Same Letter Like Sophie && Sarah Or Somethin Like That && This Girls Name Is Angela — Andreaa && Angela, It Makes Ya Think..

I Have Been To See Psychics Before With Me Family && Friends && They Have Told Me Some Stuff About Me Nan && Granddad && Me Auntie Who Died.. They Have Never Mentioned Angela, Though.. I Have Started Sensin Her Now Too.. Ya Know When Ya Have Family && Somethin Happens To Someone && Ya Not There Bt When Ya Find Out What Has Happened Ya Think I Knew Somethin Was Up Because Ya Could Sense It?? Well That Is What Is Happenin With This Angela..

I Know Lotsa People Dont Believe In Psychics, Bt I Do.. The Ones I Have Seen Have Told Me Too Many Things That Are True Or Believable.. Zoe Has Been With Me Too && She Was Cryin Wth Some Of The Stuff This One Psychic Told Her.. I Really Believe They Are Not Just Connin Ya..

Before She Died, Me Nan Give Me A Necklace That She Had Always Worn.. She Knew She Was Dyin && She Knew That I Loved This Lockett With A Photo Of Her && Me Granddad In It.. So She Gave It To Me Because I Was Her Favourite && She Wanted Me To Get It.. When She Died I Was Tha Scared Of Losin Or Breakin It, I Never Wore It, Only For Special Things.. Hardly Any One Knows About It Cos I Didnt Want Me Family To Know She Had Give It To Me.. This One Psychic Said That Me Nan Says Ya Should Wear It More Because Thats Why She Give It Me.. No One Else Would Know That, So If She Wasnt Talkin To Me Nan How Did She Know About The Locket?? I Know Other People Who Have Been Told Stuff Too..

Like I Said, Me Babies What I Lost Come && See Me Bt They Dont Say Anythin.. They Do Make Me Feel All Relaxed && Chilled Out Though.. Its Like They Are Little Angels && They Just Want To Make Ya Feel Happy For A Bit.. I Dont Really Tell People About This Because They Start Thinkin Ya Need Lockin Up.. They Say They Believe Ya Bt Ya Just Know They Think Ya Crackin Up Or That Ya Have Joined The Moonies Or Somethin.. One Of The Things That I Always Think Is All The Birthdays && Christmases I Miss Over All The Years Of Their Lives && If They Were Goin To Have Any Babies Of Their Own.. They Would Be My Grandkids That I Was Missin Out On.. At Least When They Come && Visit Me, I Know They Are Okay..

This Is One Of The Cool Things About This Blog.. If I Said Any Of This To Me Family They Would Be In Tears && Tellin Me To Stop Thinkin This Way.. I Can Say What I Like On Here Cos None Of Them Know About It.. It Is Lyk Me Little Secret That Only Davidd && Yous Lot Knows About..

You Lot Can Either Believe Me Or Think Am A Crackpot.. It Is Up To Yous..

Traa xx

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Andreaa Kurby

I Am Andreaa && I Am Havin A Boss Time Ere Writin On The Blog && Tha.. I Feel Proper Ashamed, The F*ckin State Of It.. Davidd Told Me If Ya Hav A Blog All Ya Have To Do Is Write Little Stories Abowt Ya Life Bt I Said No, I Cant Write Nothin.. I Neva Evn Passed Me GCSE English.. Bt He Bullies Me Yerno, So Me Stories Are Usually Shit..


65 Comments on “I See Dead People”

  1. I know for a fact that there are charlatans who pretend to be in touch with departed friends and relatives but that doesn’t mean they are all the same. Hopefully some are genuine.

  2. Crawley Town 4 – 0 Tranmere Rovers
    EFL Division Two
    1. Disgraceful from Tranmere Rovers. Every single person on that coach is responsible for that shambles, not just the manager. There are no excuses. Pathetic, and there needs to be some serious self-reflection on this start to the season. MJ needs to find some answers soon.

  3. CONFIRMED: Our 06:45 aerial display above the Museum of Liverpool is ON. Just to remind all of our fans that there should be no flash photography and NO vuvuzelas used during the performance. Thanks in advance.

  4. Rolf report 28 Oct

    My relationship with my temporary housemate Lizzie is, well, complicated. She’s fascinated by me & follows me around. I am mostly ignoring her. Every so often Lizzie loses her courage & backs off. It’s not a tense situation, just cautious. There’s hope.

    Rolf x

  5. A crow follows my human and me when we go for walks. He isn’t a bit frightened of us and comes very close. My human gives him some dried cat food. She says it’s ‘cupboard love’. What’s she on about? We haven’t got any cupboards on the plots. Weird.

  6. A bear, however hard he tries,
    Grows tubby without exercise.
    Our Teddy Bear is short and fat,
    Which is not to be wondered at.
    But do you think it worries him
    To know that he is far from slim?
    No, just the other way about –
    He’s PROUD of being short and stout.

  7. Welcome to Well done Wednesday, take time to give your self praise for things you’ve achieved today no matter how small. I so far have congratulated my self on only asking to be let out-to-come-back-in four times so far.

  8. I still haven’t found my golf clubs. Found a load of balls and my trolley. Looks like it’ll mean emptying the garage to find them… so that’s my Saturday sorted.

  9. Due to close contact with Covid 19 (and 20) at a warehouse rave in Wallasey last weekend. We’ve been asked to self isolate at home.

    So we’re here in Hamilton Square…

  10. Tell you what, United could do worse than sending De Gea down to Aldi or Lidl for extra training. The bloody speed they throw your shopping at you at the checkouts, you need world class reflexes to avoid a black eye.

  11. You can keep your Red Arrows, your starlings, your flamingos, your Flying V geese, your fireworks and LED drones… We are the Birko Flock and we look HOT today. Lighting up Birkenhead since before you were born.

  12. Be arsed lending money off kids the little bailiffs. I had to borrow a pound coin off my 6 year old to pay the window cleaner. So last night before bed it was “you owe me a pound” & then the first thing she said when she opened her eyes this morning was “you owe me a pound”.

  13. Daily Mail
    Police will enter homes and break up Christmas dinners if families break lockdown rules, predicts Police Commissioner.

    theyre going to have to taser my nan if they think shes walking away from her roast spuds!

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