Jammy Toast Person Of The Year

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The Other Day, “Time” — The Magazine Thingy — Picked Their “Person Of The Year”. I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea If We Picked Our “Jammy Toast Person Of The Year”… && I Get To Pick, So Davidd Can Stop Trying To Geg In!! Probably The Person I Admire The Most This Year Is Greta Thunberg.. She Is Only Young && Yet Is Not Scared To Stand Up For What She Believes In To Anybody. The Only Thing I Dont Understand, Is Why Do People Hate Her?? She Tells The Truth, Which Is More Than The Politians Do.. I Think The Hate Is Because They Are Ashamed That Someone So Young Should Be Tellin Them Stuff That Is True.. I Love Her Because She Doesnt Take Shit Off No One.. How Many Teenagers Do You Know Who Have Had Donald Trump && Vladimir Putin Attack Them Personally?? They Say She Over Simplifies The Complex Issues Of Global Warming, I Think It Is The Other Way Round, They Over Complicate It. But Why Do They Refuse To Meet With Her, Surely If She Is Wrong, They Can Point Out The Error Of Her Ways.. No, They Refuse To Take Her Seriously Because They Know She Would Run Them Round In Circles.. Does She Get Personal?? No She Replied, “It’s Quite Hilarious When The Only Thing People Can Do Is Mock You, Or Talk About Your Appearance Or Personality, As It Means They Have No Argument Or Nothing Else To Say..”

When She Was Fifteen (2018) She Spent Her School Days Standin Outside The Swedish Parliament To Call For Stronger Action On Climate Change By Holdin Up A Sign That Read: ‘Skolstrejk För Klimatet’ (School Strike For Climate).. Soon Other Students Joined Her In Protestin In The Towns && Cities.. Between Them, They Organised The School Climate Strike, Callin It ‘Fridays For Future’.. Then She Went To The UN Climate Change Conference && Encourgaged More Kids Around The World To Join The Protest.. For Two Years, Somewhere In The World There Was A ‘Fridays For Future’.. All That Just Because She Got Off Her Arse && Started Fightin Back.. Bloody Hell, When I Was Fifteen I Was Arguin With Linzi && Ananasty On MSN About Razzi && Who He Loved The Most (Me, Obviously), I Wouldnt Of Had A Clue How To Do Half Of What She Has Done.. Meanwhile, I Was Tryin To Get A Date With Razzi, She Organised Over One Million Kids To Protest Against Climate Change..

The Next Year, In 2019, She Sailed To North America To Avoid Flyin To Go To The Climate Action Summit Where She Stood Up && Gave Her “How Dare You” Speech.. That Was When I First Heard Of Her && How The World Started Takin Her Seriously.. The Only Thing Was That While Her New World Fame Made Her A Leader To Look Up To, It Also Made Her A Target For People To Attack.. Newspapers Have Talked Of ‘The Greta Effect’ && Not Always In A Good Way.. However, She Was Named As Time Magazines Person Of The Year (The Youngest Person Ever To Receive The Award), Was Included In Their 100 Most Influential People, Was Included In Forbes List Of The Worlds 100 Most Powerful Women && Has Receieved Nominations For The Noble Peace Prize Two Years Running!!

Many People Think That It Is Pushy Parents That Have Made Her The Person She Is Today Bt The Truth Is The Complete Opposite.. When She Was Eight Years Old She First Heard Of Global Warmin Bt Could Not Understand Why Nothin Was Bein Done.. She Became Depressed At The Thought Of It.. She Stopped Talkin && Eatin && Lost 22lbs In Two Months.. She Was Diagnosed With Aspergers Syndrome, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) && Selective Mutism (An Anxiety Disorder).. It Was After Sufferin With Her Depression For Fours Years That She Began Her School Strike Bt Her Parents Were Not Keen On Her Actions.. They Worried About The Amount Of School She Was Missin.. Eventually Her Father Came Out && Said, “We Respect That She Wants To Make A Stand.. She Can Either Sit At Home && Be Really Unhappy, Or Protest, && Be Happy..”

For Years Greta Tried To Talk Her Family Into Lowerin Their Carbon Footprint && Reduce Their Impact On The Environment By Becomin Vegan, Upcyclin && Givin Up Flying.. She Told Her Family That They Were Stealin Her Future.. Eventually They Agreed && Joined Her Campaigne Even Though It Meant Her Mother Givin Up Her Career As An International Opera Singer..

Greta Says That Her Parents Response && Lifestyle Changes Gave Her The Hope && Belief That She Could Make A Difference.. Her Father Said In An Interview That Her Mother Didnt Give Up Flyin To Save The Climate, She Did It To Save Her Daughter Because She Saw How Much It Meant To Her && When She Did That, She Saw How Much Greta Grew From It && How Much Energy She Gained From It..

She Has Done All This By The Time She Has Reached The Age Of Seventeen.. I Wish I Could Achieve Even A Fraction Of That At Twenty Six!!

Traa xx

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Andreaa Kurby

I Am Andreaa && I Am Havin A Boss Time Ere Writin On The Blog && Tha.. I Feel Proper Ashamed, The F*ckin State Of It.. Davidd Told Me If Ya Hav A Blog All Ya Have To Do Is Write Little Stories Abowt Ya Life Bt I Said No, I Cant Write Nothin.. I Neva Evn Passed Me GCSE English.. Bt He Bullies Me Yerno, So Me Stories Are Usually Shit..

64 Comments on “Jammy Toast Person Of The Year”

  1. I’m going to get up very early on Christmas Day because, if the sky is clear, I will be able to see the International Space Station fly over London at precisely 7.03am. What a good way to start the day.

  2. Writing Christmas cards to all the people I’m not going to be able to see any time soon is a little bit heart wrenching!

    Then I ordered new inserts for my Filofax. Didn’t realise I was buying a digital file and had to print them at home. I don’t even have a printer.

    I am stupid.

  3. If anyone’s wondering how hormonal I am, yesterday I cried bc I love the dog and today I napped at 6pm after inhaling a Piri Piri Chicken Burger and red salt chips and now I’m crying bc I’m fat.

  4. Tempted to start a rumour that Twiglets are going to be hard to get hold of in shops. Watch how many knobheads are filling their trolley with them whilst I get my Christmas Pringles stress free.

  5. I love that she is a spectrum like me!! She doesn’t take no shit and tells it like it is how fucked this world really is and yea she is serious because all this shit is serious its not all instagram selfie just had me lips done pics!! Ffs. Thank god, Allah and whoever other deity for Greta. Well deserved accolade I say Dad :thumbs-up:

  6. Rolf report 22 Dec

    My American human has put a soft item of clothing in every window so I can nap in comfort. I love dozing on old pyjama bottoms. I am relaxed but I’m super attentive. The minute the neighbourhood terror cat comes into my garden, I will monitor him.

    Rolf x

  7. I was walking with my human’s husband when I had the sudden urge to visit Kate’s chickens. I haven’t seen them for a while and I was hoping they would sing their special song to me. Maybe they weren’t in the mood, we all have our ‘off’ days don’t we?

  8. “Have you seen Small anywhere about?” said Rabbit.
    “Who is Small?” said Pooh. “Did you want him for anything?”
    “I don’t WANT him, but it’s always useful to know where a friend-and-relation IS, whether you want him or whether you don’t.”

  9. I know this year has been awful with Covid everywhere. But at least it never brought hipster beards back into fashion. That would have put the cherry on top of the fucking Bakewell.

  10. Goooooood morning! I am craving all of the bad carbs today. First up… bacon butty. Diet restarts 2/1/21. If you see me with anything other than rabbit food after that… gimme a slap!

  11. Asked my kids dad to get 2 (two) things for Christmas day. A crate of ale and a joint of meat. He turns up yesterday with zero ale and a piece of beef BRISKET. Tell yer wa. I’ll lash it in the slow cooker for 3 days, it might be done by Christmas Day then.

    Why are m*n?

  12. The Honey Monster admits he’s happy to court the press when he’s got something to promote – Sugar Puffs usually – but as soon as he comes under any scrutiny he starts whining about invasion of privacy.

  13. Giving myself a congratulatory wash after skedaddling all the birds off the playground! It may be the season of goodwill but they were encroaching on my territory. Happy Christmas birdies!!

  14. When customers at Subway would ask me to check in the back if we had any extra juices or cookies I’d go in the back and eat a few bites of dry bread as fast as possible then come out and say nah we don’t have it sorry.

  15. Ave discovered a new way to create renewable energy. Am gonna need a Dynamo, a treadmill, that aul cunt Tom Moore and a pint of stout (for myself). Green Party found dead in the river.

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