At Break We Was Out In The Playground && Lorah Was Just Sittin Off On Her Own.. I Thought That Was A Bit Mean So I Went Over To Her.. I Told Her I Wasnt Bein Arsey With Her I Was Just Havin A Laugh && Asked Her Where She Lived.. She Told Me She Was From St Helens && I Was Lyk, “F*ckin Hell, There Must Be Loads Of Schools In St Helens, How Come None Of Them Will Take Ya?? Its A Right Mission To Come To Our School Every Day..” She Told Me That I Was Right, She Was Excluded From Her Old School && Loads Of Others, Usually For Fightin.. Her Dad && Her Brother Were Both In Prison && People Used To Take The Piss && Call Her Jailbird && So She Used To Get Into Fights With Other Kids Over It.. One Thing I Have Always Hated Is Bullyin && That Was Just Total Bullyin && I Never Knew Why She Got Excluded For Tha.. She Was Just Stickin Up For Her Family..
We Got Chattin && She Told Me That Her Brother Always Used To Steal Cars.. She Even Laughed && Said That He Was A Shit Driver So He Always Used To Get Caught By The Bizzies.. She Was A Bit Shy Bt That Was Only To Be Expected Cos She Was In A Strange School Where She Knew No One.. So I Took Her Round The Playground && Told All Me Mates That She Was Sound && Dont Give Her No Bother..
We Spent The Rest Of The Day Together && She Started Sittin Next To Me In Classes && We Started Gettin To Know Each Other.. At Home Time, I Went To Get Me Stuff Out Of Me Locker && Lost Her.. I Didnt Know Where She Was.. I Never Thought Nothin Of It, I Just Thought I Would See Her The Next Day.. Bt When I Got To The School Gate She Was Standin There Strokin Dogg Who Had Come To Meet Me Like He Always Did.. I Walked Up To Her && Said, “So Ya Have Met Dogg Then??” && She Was Lyk, “Is He Yours?? I Love Labradors..”
I Asked Her How She Was Gettin Home && She Said She Would Be There For Ages Cos She Had To Wait For Her Mum To Pick Her Up When She Got Off Work At Five.. It Was Only 3:20 So I Said, “Why Dont Ya Come To Ours && Text Ya Mum Where Ya Are.. She Can Pick Ya Up From Our House Later On..” So Lorah Come Home With Me && Started Doin That Every Night.. We Would Go To Ours, Get A Bit Of Scran && Watch The Telly Until Her Mum Picked Her Up Later On.. She Would Even Spend Some Nights At Ours On A Sleepover && I Would Go Home With Her && Her Mum Some Nights Too.. She Got To Know Me && Dogg && I Got To Know Her && Her Parrot Thingy && Later On She Got Two Chinchilla && I Got To Know Them Too..
Some Nights When We Were At Hers, We Would Go On MSN && Chat With Davidd && Thats How He Taught Her Parrot To Swear — I Think I Told Yas About That Before..
We Became Best Mates && The Two Of Us Used To Terror Our School.. Other Days We Used To Go In, Go To Registration && Then Bunk Over The Wall At The Back Of The School && Go Back To Ours && Spend The Day Creatin Havoc.. Some Days Paul, Her Brother Who Was Always In Trouble, Would Pick Us Up In His Latest Stolen Car.. This One Day A Girl Who Was Older Than Us Started Pickin On Lorah && So She Smacked Her One In The Mouth && Broke Two Of Her Teeth.. Her Mate Told Us That Her Big Brother Was Goin To Come && Get Us So Paul Come Over && Jumped Her Brother When He Turned Up.. We Got Into Trouble At School Again Bt Nothin Too Bad..
One Day When I Was Off School Supposed To Be Sick — Me, Me Mum && Me Sisters Went To See JLS Really — Lorah Got Into A Fight With Another Girl In Our School && Put Her In Hospital, She Got Excluded.. That Was The End Of Us Seein Each Other Every Day.. We Still Used To Stay At Each Others Houses Bt It Wasnt The Same As Bein In School Every Day Together..
We Stayed Mates && Are Still Mates Today..
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