Molly’s Pictures #6

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Our neighbours here at Jammy Toast have a daughter who is a dab-hand with the old Crayola’s. So, Molly saw our bears through the window and collared me about who they all are. When I told her that they are very special bears who we rescued because their children had grown up and didn’t want them anymore, I expected her to be sad for the bears. Not on your life, she told me that she has a bear named Tott and informed me that when she grows up and doesn’t want Tott anymore then we can have him. I am sure there is some childish logic in there somewhere. Molly asked if she could draw pictures for the bears. I told her that she can draw her pictures and each month she can pick her best drawing and we will post it here on Jammy Toast – but only if it is good enough of course

This month, I asked Molly to draw a picture of what she wanted for Christmas, hoping for her mother’s sake that it won’t be the Sumatran Tiger she drew last time. Fortunately, it looks like she doesn’t want a tiger but am not quite sure her mother has a horse in mind either. This might be another masterpiece she has drawn but I am not so sure her mummy will be appreciating the idea behind it.

Anyone know any vacant stables around Birkenhead?

Molly's Horse

Molly’s Horse.

As you can see, we make special allowance for Molly and she can draw her pictures in full-colour. She has special permission from the bears to do this even though it is a first in Jammy Toast history. Molly, you are very honoured.

Garfield Strip

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Molly & Tott

My name is Molly and my bear is called Tott. We live next door to Jammy Toast with my mummy and my daddy and Davidd lets me see the bears and draw pictures to show on Jammy Toast where they save bears because their children have grown up and don't want them any more. Tott would like to live at Jammy Toast when I get too old for him.


59 Comments on “Molly’s Pictures #6”

  1. “love my fella the world yeno hes a diamond.”

    facebook: 5790 likes and 57 comments saying “lovely that hun.”
    twitter: “shut up and ye fella is a fat nonce.”

  2. If you’re really that worried about the safety of your loved ones during thanksgiving this year, you can all just come to Jurassic Park instead. Everything’s fine here!

  3. I’m off to bed now, I need to get up early as I’m off bell ringing for three hours in the morning… I really enjoy it but it doesn’t half fucking piss off the bus driver!!!!

  4. Me: I win.

    3yo: NO I WIN! I WIN! I WANTED TO WIN I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN LET ME WIN LET ME WIN!

    Me: That’s enough! We do not tolerate presidential behaviour in this house young man!

  5. Rolf report 22 Nov

    Every weekend, my humans walk me to campus by the “southern passage” a route through the woods that’s less risky for me with less cars & roads. Their patience is paying off. Yesterday I walked that route back with them all the way home without my leash.

    Rolf x

  6. My human shot a ‘No Cats’ film of ‘Nothing Happening’. She thought it would be a good idea to film the allotments while her husband drove the car. It starts from in front of the veranda and finishes near Kate’s chickens. Why do you think she does this?

  7. Last night’s cabbage, sweet potato, butternut squash and potato mash becomes bubble and squeak today… no sympathy from my kids. They think it’s hilarious!

  8. I have never seen the point of watch manufacturers boasting that their products work underwater. If you are underwater, then you’re either on holiday or drowning in a canal somewhere. Either way, you wouldn’t really give a flying fuck what the time was.

    Morgan Flatbread, Derby.

  9. Welcome to roast dinner for luncheon day, today people’s tickets are being retailed by the finest tangerine ticket Retail Clerk, today’s specials are half single returns back to here for the price of a packet Dreamies.

  10. Buy her a pack of tissues for Christmas so she can use them to dry those tears cos you can’t afford to buy her anything else after buying your own PS5. That’ll teach her for liking all those men aint shit posts!

    They gonna learn today fellas!!

  11. “A Sunday well spent brings a week of content!”

    I’m spending mine very well! A quick recce of guinea pig hutches in the morning sunshine (sniffing for overnight visitors) & a long nap on my fave blankie. Have a lovely Sunday, spend it well. :paws:

  12. Everywhere is reporting Boris the nonce is gonna tell us we can’t mix households till after Easter. F*ckin’ daft if ye even bother to listen to the c*nt, farce!

  13. Is it too early to put up the Christmas lights? Mr Brown and I are not too sure, so we’re going to have another slice of cake to see if that can help us decide.

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