He Used To Feed The Pigeons Years Ago With Bread Until The Council Threatened Him With Bein Arrested If He Didnt Stop.. He Didnt Stop, He Carried On Feedin The Pigeons So They Served Him With Some Court Papers That Said He Was No Longer Allowed To Feed Bread To The Pigeons.. So Pete Thought Fuck Them, && He Come Up With A Cunnin Plan.. He Was Banned Frm Feedin Pigeons Bread Bt At The Pier Head There Used To Be A Cafe Where Ya Could Go For Ya Scran.. When I Told Davidd About It He Already Knew && Told Me That Ya Could Go In && Eat Or They Served Take-Away Food Through A Hatch In The Old Pier Head Building Wall.. Davidd Said That The Hatch Usta Do Great Bacon Butties Too.. Trust Him To Know Where To Find The Best Scran!!
Me Dad Said That The Place Was Disgusting, Lyk A Real Greasy Spoon Cafe, Bt That Ya Couldnt Complain With Chips For 30p.. So Pete Usta Buy Chips For His Pigeons Cos The Court Only Said He Wasnt Allowed To Feed Them Bread.. Bt Even The Birds Didnt Really Lyk The Chips, So Pete Started Buyin Them Hotdogs && Burgers Frm The Men In White Coats Who Usta Push Trolleys Round Sellin Food.. I Dont Know Why They Had White Coats On Bt Davidd Said He Remembers Them && It Was So That Everyone Could See That They Were Always Clean.. The Only Problem Was That The Coats Was Always Dirty, Rotten.
Everythin Has Changed These Days Though && They Dont Allow Pigeons Or Seagulls At The Pier Head.. Me Dad Reckons That Scum Derek Hatton Had Em All Banned && Threatened Pete With A Fine If He Kept Feedin The Birds Any Kind Of Food.. Apparently Ya Can Get Diseases && That Frm Bird Poop, So I Get That Bt Why Do They Hve To Stop Old Men Frm Just Chillin??
There Used To Be A Scotsman Who All Year Round Sat On The Benches In Williamson Square.. He Wasnt Doin Anyone Any Harm && In The Winter When It Got Cold He Used To Go && Sleep Near The Heatin Duct For The St Johns Shoppin Precinct.. Again He Wasnt Doin Anyone Any Harm Sleepin There && It Kept Him Warm.. Bt No, The Council Blocked Up Where He Used To Sleep So That He Couldnt Keep Warm.. So He Decided To Get His Own Back.. In The Winter When It Got Too Cold To Sleep Out He Used To Pick Up An Old Beer Barrel Frm The Pub At The Bottom Of The Square && Throw It Through The Job Centre Window.. He Would Then Sit There && Wait For The Police To Come && Arrest Him Just So That He Could Get Locked Up In A Nice Warm Cell && Get Three Hot Meals A Day.. Alan Bleasdale, The Fella Who Writes All Them Plays, Heard About Him && He Put His Story On The Telly In ‘Boys From The Black Stuff’ So He Was Lyk Famous For A Bit.
Pigeon Pete && The Williamson Square Smasher Were Called Nutters Years Ago.. It Wasnt Meant To Be Nasty, Most People Actually Lykd Them.. The Sad Thing Is Its Against The Law These Days To Be A Nutter.. There Used To Be Hundreds Of Nutters Around Liverpool.. Most Of Them Was Dead Sound Lyk Billy Beephorn, Jacko, Jaffa The Kaffa.. Bt People Lyk Them Dont Exist No More.. They Was All Just Homeless People Who Never Hurt No One Bt These Days Ya Just Get Abuse Off Druggies && Big Issue Sellers.. Its Up To Everyone If They Want To Buy A Maggo Off Them Or Not, Ya Shouldnt Hve To Get Shit Off Them Just Cos Ya Say No.
I Did Write About The Old Nutters On Me Own Blog Bt Now Am Back On Jammy Toast Davidd Has Knocked It Down.. He Got The Demolition Crews In At The Weekend.. If Ya Want Me To Write Yas About The Old Liverpool Nutters Just Leave Us A Comment && Let Me Know && I Will Do A Post About Them For Yas.
I Wish I Lived Bak In The Old Days When People Just Left Ya Alone To Do What Ya Wanted To Do Instead Of Bullyin Ya Not To Do Things.. I Bet It Was Dead Sound In Them Days.
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