As I Was Growin Up I Saw Pictures Of Princess Diana && Thought How Pretty She Was && Thought How Much I Would Have Loved To Be Her – Apart Frm The Car Crash Lyk.. Then I Read A Book About Her Life && Realised That She Was Not The Happy Princess Ya Might Of Thought She Was, Even Before She Broke Up With Charlie..
Her Mum Was Francis Spencer Who Sounds A Right Cow!! She Was Married To Johnnie Spencer, The Eighth Earl Spencer Bt She Met Some Wallpaper Heir, Peter Shand-Kydd, && Left Her Husband To Be With Him.. Diana Was Devastated That Her Mum Was Leavin Her At The Age Of Just Five && She Wasnt Takin Diana With Her.. Diana Was Stayin With Her Dad.. While She Packed Her Things, Her Mum Told Her That She Would Come Back && Visit Her Bt She Never Did.. Most People Who Know Her Say That Francis Was Not Cut Out For Being A Mum.. Her Father Was A Quiet Man && Loved Diana Bt She Wanted Her Mum.. It Wasnt Her Fault That She Didnt Hve Any Maternal Feelings Towards Her Daughter, She Was Just In Love With Another Man && Put Him First.. Diana Used To Sit At The Front Door Of The Spencer Estate In Althorpe && Wait For Her Mother To Come && Visit Her, Bt She Never Did..
To Make Things Worse, Her Two Older Sisters Were Away At Boarding School.. It Is No Wonder Tha So Many Posh Kids Are F*cked Up When They Grow Up.. Look At Boris Johnson For F*ck Sake!!
Her Brother Charles Was In The Same Boat.. He Loved His Mother && Missed Her Terribly.. He Was Younger Than Diana && Used To Cry Himself To Sleep In His Bedroom At Night Missin His Mother.. Diana Was Too Scared Of The Dark To Go To Him Durin The Night Bt Used To Watch Out For Her Little Brother Durin The Day.. However, She Still Craved Female Company But The Only Regular People In Her Life Were Her Father && Her Brother..
Her Father Later Re-Married Raine McCorquodale, The Daughter Of Novelist Dame Barbara Cartland.. Diana Hated Her && Used To Call Her Acid-Raine.. Her Brother Is Still In Therapy Today Dealin With The After-Effects Of His Unhappy Childhood.. Diana Was Affected Just As Badly By Their Upbringing Bt Saw An Escape When She Met Prince Charles && Weddin Bells Started To Peal..
Except We All Know How That Ended..
At Her Funeral In 1997, Her Brother Paid Tribute To His Sisters Efforts To Be A Mother Figure To Him Describing Her In His Eulogy As, “The Big Sister Who Mothered Me As A Baby..” She Was 36 When She Died In That Paris Car Crash..
Bein A Princess Sounds Dead Sound, But Perhaps I Was Better Off Bein The Scouse Kid Frm A Council Estate In Liverpool After all..
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