Erasmus ‘Razzi’ Bear

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Me enjoying the night with my friend Victoria. Someone keep an eye open for David.

Hello again everyone. Seeing as we have restarted Jammy Toast, I thought I would pop along and say hello, even though I am pretty sure most of you will know me already. Just in case you are new to these parts, I thought I better introduce myself because I am a very polite bear. My name is Erasmus Bear, or ‘Razzi’ for short, and I was rescued from Holland where I was no longer wanted by my former little friend. So many years ago, Davidd brought me over to join his menagerie. Everyone seemed to grow to love me straight away because I am not a good bear like most of the others – I can be quite naughty. I am what Davidd calls a ‘playbear’ – that’s like a playboy but in bear form just in case you couldn’t work that out. As you can see from the picture above, I am very fond of some ‘girlie’ celebrities which seems to make me even more of a naughty bear in some people’s eyes – needless to say, David Beckham was in America when that photo was taken.

Gary Rocks The Boat

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The Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!

Hello From Andreaa

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Hiya, I Know Most Of Yas Know Me From On The Old Jammy Toast But Some Of Yas Might Be New, So I Thought I Better Introduce Meself To Yas.. My Name Is Andreaa, Davidd Has Said I Can Come && Write Stories On Here For Yas All.. I Have No Idea What Am Doing Bloggin, It Is All My Mate Davidds Fault.. He Says That I Always Make Him Laugh When I Just Chat Shit, So I Should Start A Blog.. So I Wrote On Jammy Toast For A Bit && I Found That I Liked It.. So, Davidd Helped Me Start Me Own Blog Off.. Davidd Loved It So Now He Has Invited Me To Come Back On The New Jammy Toast && Help Him Write Stuff && Look After The Bears.. To Be Honest, I Think He Just Wants Me To Clean Up All The Bear Shit With A Poop-A-Scooper!! When I First Knew Davidd, I Didnt Even Know What A Blog Was.. Davidd Had To Tell Me It Is Lyk A Website Where Ya Write Stuff That Is In Ya Head && People Read It && Leave Comments Agreein With Ya Or Arguin About What Ya Wrote.. I Am Dead Good At Arguin So I Dont Mind Tha Lyk.. So If Ya Ever Want To, Feel Free To Write A Comment About Me Stories..