Fourteen years ago me && me mate Lorah met this guy online && started chattin with him on msn.. He was dead funny && normally if me && lorah used to pick on anyone they would run && tell their mummy but this dude used to give back as good as he got.. In fact he was probably better at skitting than we were.. We didn’t know how old he was but I guessed he was older than us because he knew stuff that we didn’t have a clue about.. We then found out that he had a blog that was something to do with a Queen or somethin.. In them days msn was shit && half the time it didn’t work so me && lorah used to go on this blog to chat in the comments bit cos there was nothin else in them days if msn wasn’t workin’ except for Bebo.. The guy never complained even when we started picking on people on his blog, he just used to laugh.. Sometimes if we went too far he would tell us to pack it in && for some reason we did wot he said mostly cos in a funny way we kind of respected him..
Ifuckin’ hate my job.. When i worked in the first Qwik-E-Mart it was hard work, shoplifters every ten minutes && druggies coming in the shop.. But everyone pulled together to help us get the job done.. The second shop i worked in was full of people who had been treated like shit && just left to get on with the job by themselves without a manager.. They started to come round && by the time i left they were starting to be the same, all pulling together like a team.. But this shop is crap && the people in it aren’t interested because the co-manager isn’t interested either.. It all comes from him.. I am new to being a manager && he is meant to be helping with my training but he doesn’t.. He thinks that information is a powerful thing so tell her fuck all.. As much as i try to get them all to work as a team, as soon as i am not in && he is running the gaff he gets them all despising each other again.. It is never going to be any different because he won’t let it be any different.. And, even worse, he fucks everything up && then hides it from everyone so that they dont know what hes done && cant put it right.. Hes a complete wanker!!
We are hoping to have another Bear joining us soon as our campaign to lower the price of Bears on eBay is continuing. Since people found out about our Blog, the price of Renault Bears on eBay has risen. The situation has been made worse by people paying the higher prices and engaging in bidding wars. Some Renault Bears were sold recently on eBay for over twenty pounds!
Ihave been asked again recently about where the Renault Bear comes from – its history, its homeland and its union with humankind. Where did they originally come from and why are they no longer living wild and free in their native lands. What happened to bring the small, lovable Bear so close to people – so much so, that we entrust our children with these once wild animals? With this in mind, I thought now would be a good time to enlighten everyone with what we know. We have published this previously but thought now would be a good time to update everyone with some new facts we have leant since the original story appeared on the Blog three years ago.
Last Christmas the World Society for the Protection of Animals (WSPA) ran an appeal to open a second centre for Bears in Pakistan. The Centre is to enable the WSPA to continue to rescue traumatised and injured Bears from cruelty and bear baiting. Thanks to a colossal £320,548 being raised by supporters, they are well on their way to achieving their target.
Today we can reveal that we may be able to save a Renault Bear who is at this very moment lying unwanted in a charity shop somewhere on the Wirral. The shocking news has just been revealed to us tonight and only gives us a few days to mount a rescue mission to save the little dude from being unwanted over the festive period. We have it on good authority that he is actually a Renault Bear and is sitting in the shop window watching the world get ready for Christmas while he himself is unwanted.
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