The Big Six Zero

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Davidd Aged 8, Sporting One Of Granny’s Infamous Haircuts.

Sixty Years Ago Today, In The Early Hours Of The Mornin, Granny Was Lyin In St Catherines Hospital Tryin To Deliver A Bloody Big Baby.. She Had Been Tryin To Deliver It For 48 Hours && Was Gettin Nowhere Fast When The Midwife Said, “Go Ed Girl, Give It One Last Go!!” && Out Popped This Baby At 4:19am.. There Was Only Granny && The Baby There Cos The Babys Dad Was Away At Sea In The Merchant Navy.. The Next Mornin The Babies Grandparents Came Up To See Granny && The Baby.. It Was A Monday Mornin Bt The Babies Granddad, Who Was Called ‘Da’, Didnt Go Back To Work.. He Went To The Shops && Got A Teddy Bear Called Bimbo.. That Night He Took Bimbo Up To The Hospital To Give To The Baby Bt The Nurses Wouldnt Let Him In.. They Said That Night Time Visitin Was For Fathers Only.. Da Said That He Was The Father && They All Give Him A Funny Look Bt Let Him In.. Da Gave The Bimbo The Teddy Bear To The Baby && The Two Of Them Hve Been Together Ever Since.. Obvs The Baby Was Davidd && The Teddy Bear Was Great Uncle Bimbo..

Andreaa’s Diary #4 (Still In Isolation)

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So, Am Still In Isolation Even Though No One Listens To Us.. Me && Me Mum Are Meant To Be In Quarantine Frm People Until Next Tuesday Bt No One Takes Any Notice.. Vicki Has Been Round With The Kids, So Has Dannielle && Gary Said He Couldnt Be Away Frm Me Any Longer So He Come Round Too.. It Doesnt Make Sense That Hes Not Around Though Cos He Was On Holiday With Us && If We Had Anythin So Would He.. The Only Person Who Hasnt Been Round Is Julia Because Her Son Ethan Has Asthma So It Would Be Bad If He Got The Rona Thingy.. We Hve Been Quite Good Though, Me && Me Mum, We Got The Shoppin Delivered Which Me Mum Hates Cos They Swap Half The Stuff For Shit.. I Hve Walked Luna Bt Ive Been Doin It Late At Night When No One Is About.. Even Me Nan Wanted To Come Round Bt Me Mum Told Her No She Is Old && The Rona Is Bad On Old People So Vicki Went && Saw Her Instead.. When Ya Read About People Who Are Stuck In Hospital For Months With The Rona Ya Realise Just How Bad That Can Bee Cos Am F*ckin Fed Up Lookin At The Wallpaper In Ours..