Learning To Drive

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: From Jammy Toast, Memories61 Comments

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Started Back At Work At The Weekend After Self-Isolatin.. As I Was Drivin In, I Was Right Behind A Car With An L Plate On It.. I Dont Think Ya Meant To Be Givin Lessons At The Moment, So I Guess They Just Forgot To Take It Off, But It Started Me Thinkin About When I Was Learnin To Drive — So Thought I Would Share It With Yas.. I Got This Instructor Who Lives Near Us && I Used To Do Most Of Me Lessons Around Kirkby.. I Used To Tell Davidd What I Was Doin && He Said That The Fella Who Was Teachin Me Sounded Lyk He Knew What He Was Doin.. He Was A Pain In The Arse Though Cos He Kept Cancellin Lessons At The Last Minute && Leavin Me High && Dry.. I Got Used To Him Though So I Didnt Want To Change Me Instructor.. I Bet We Used To Look Funny Cos He Was Always Screamin At Me To Slow Down && Not Drive So Fast.. Imagine Seein A Learner Car Goin Past Ya With The Instructor Shoutin, “Slow Down!!”

Andreaa v Granny

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: From Kurby Girl, Transport/Driving11 Comments

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If Ya Read Jammy Toast As Well As My Blog Then Ya Will Know That They Pure Take The Piss Out Of Granny.. Its A Bit Confusin If Ya Dont Know Her Cos She Is Davidds Mum Not His Granny.. Davidds Daughter, Chimpton, Calls Her Granny, Obvs, && So They All Copy Chimpton && Call Her Granny, Even If Shes Not Their Granny.. Am Confused Already.. Anyway, They Take The Piss Out Of Her Cos Shes A Bit Thick && Gets Confused Easy Which Doesnt Surprise Me Cos They Used To Confuse Me About Whos Granny She Was Until I Got The Hang Of It.. Bt The Thing Is, I Am Nearly As Bad As Granny Cos I Am Thick, Sometimes I Even Think I Am Worse Than Granny.. See What Yous Think..

Don’t Mess With Andreaa’s Driving

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
Category: From Kurby Girl, Transport/Driving10 Comments

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IHad Been Drivin for Just Over Two Years && Even Davidd Said I Was A Really Confident Driver Like.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Yaas Dont Know, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor, So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin About.. Even If He Does Drive Like Miss Daisys Sittin In The Back!! One Night When I Was Still Working In The Co-op I Was On A Late.. The Shop Didnt Close Until 11pm.. By The Time We Have Cashed Up, Tidied Up && That, It Is Nearly Midnight.. Mary Works In The Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin Late && Helpin Me Finish Up.. She Doesnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late, I Offered Her A Lift Home..