My Driving #2

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o Yesterday I Told Yas About When I Was Learnin To Drive.. I Have Been Drivin Nearly Four Years Now && Even Davidd Says Am A Really Confident Driver Lyk.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Any Of Yas Dont Know, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor, So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin About.. Even If He Does Drive Lyk Miss Daisy’s Sittin In The Back!! One Night When I Was Still Workin In The Kwik-E-Mart I Was On A Late.. The Shop Didnt Close Until 11pm.. By The Time We Had Cashed Up, Tidied Up && That, It Was Nearly Midnight.. Mary Worked In The Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin Late && Helpin Me Finish Up.. She Didnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late, I Always Gave Her A Lift Home.. We Get To The Car Just After Midnight && Start Drivin Home..

My Driving #1

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tarted Back At Work At The Weekend After Self-Isolatin.. As I Was Drivin In, I Was Right Behind A Car With An L Plate On It.. I Dont Think Ya Meant To Be Givin Lessons At The Moment, So I Guess They Just Forgot To Take It Off, But It Started Me Thinkin About When I Was Learnin To Drive — So Thought I Would Share It With Yas.. I Got This Instructor Who Lives Near Us && I Used To Do Most Of Me Lessons Around Kirkby.. I Used To Tell Davidd What I Was Doin && He Said That The Fella Who Was Teachin Me Sounded Lyk He Knew What He Was Doin.. He Was A Pain In The Arse Though Cos He Kept Cancellin Lessons At The Last Minute && Leavin Me High && Dry.. I Got Used To Him Though So I Didnt Want To Change Me Instructor.. I Bet We Used To Look Funny Cos He Was Always Screamin At Me To Slow Down && Not Drive So Fast.. Imagine Seein A Learner Car Goin Past Ya With The Instructor Shoutin, “Slow Down!!”

Molly’s Pictures #1

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ere at Jammy Toast we have new neighbours. Keith and Jan have moved out since their three kids have now grown up and flown the nest. They have been great neighbours over the years with the most polite kids you could ever wish to meet. So that also means no more Sunday mornings listening to Keith practising his saxophone – when we told Razzi that Keith was moving out, his response was, “What? No more Baker Street?” So newly moved in next door is Molly (pictured above with her friend, Tott) who is very good at drawing. Molly has seen the bears through the window and collared me about who they all are. When I told her that they are very special bears who we rescued because their children had grown up and didn’t want them anymore, I expected her to be sad for the bears. Not on your life, she told me that when she grows up and doesn’t want Tott anymore then we can have him. I am sure there is some childish logic in there somewhere.

The Angry Andreaa Show #37

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o you fancy a bit of banter?? Remember that smackhead woman I ran out of our shop the other week because shes barred for shoplifting?? Well… the other day I finished work at 2pm cos I was on an early && was walking to me car && there she was.. So she snarls me && I was on me phone so I snarled her back.. So she waited til she got round the corner && started shouting shit at me.. So I started screaming at her && told her to get back to me && id wipe the floor with her && called her a dirty little crackhead.. I havent had a proper fight since I was in school with Lorah so I was thinkin this is going to kick off here but she legged it.. It was funny but I was fumin, cheeky little slag!!

It’s All Rover For The Defender

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have written about the cars we have had here at Jammy Toast previously but today I am doing so with sadness. One of the biggest fun cars we ever had was the Land Rover Defender. We took that car everywhere on the road and off it. We would occasionally drive it down into Wales filled with dogs and the places it couldn’t access weren’t really worth accessing. The sadness comes in the news that this year will be the last year that Land Rover is to make the Defender. It is to be retired after being made for nearly 70 years.

Granny Fights Back

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ranny has been complaining that the stories on this blog are untrue. She says I twist them round and the posts are just a figment of my imagination. Furthermore, in her opinion they are pathetic. Let me just say in my defence, if I had the imagination to dream up some of these stories, I would have long ago received The Nobel Prize for Literature. Furthermore, I keep offering Granny the chance to put forward her own slant on these stories, but alas, so far she has declined. This is a pity because I am sure everyone would love Granny to write something for the blog.