Lestly In The Hizzouse #13

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Lestly and Chimpton in a scene from their film, Wreck It Ralph!

Ireally meant to do this in time for Christmas but I never got round to it, but let me tell you I am totally confused. Even more confused than I am about this guy in the red suit who calls round every year, dropping shit off and eating my cookies just so Natalie can annoy me the next morning with presents she has received. He’s probably an ex who she gave a blowjob to at some point. So anyway, it all started off about two thousand years ago in this place called Nazareth where there is this chick called Mary who an angel shows up to. The angel is like, “Dude, you’re knocked up!” So she is like, “No Fucking Way! I am a virgin.” So the angel is like, “Yea, sure you are!”

The Angry Andreaa Show #42

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Ihope yas all had a boss christmas && ate loads of crap to make ya fat like me.. I was that fedup && tired from work i spent most of the day in bed, didnt wanna get up.. I think i told yas all that I have passed me interview && selection thing to be a store manager && am just waiting for a vacancy to come up.. Until then am doin shifts in some of our shops doin sickness cover && covering for managers who are short staffed.. There is a new girl started doin me old job in liverpool.. Shes sound like && shes gonna be dead good at bein a shift manager but shes not like me.. In fact, she is the complete opposite to be fair.. Id even say shes quiet so nothing like me at all!!

Keeping The Jammy Toast Christmas Tradition

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It has become a little bit of a Christmas tradition here at Jammy Toast that each year we like to watch The Snowman. Every year we like to sit down and enjoy the story by Raymond Briggs. To us, it is the highlight of Christmas Day and so it would appear it is to others also as the film was voted 4th in UKTV Gold’s Greatest TV Christmas Moments. The Snowman is based on the children’s book by author Raymond Briggs, which was first published in 1978. In 1982, the book was turned into a 26-minute-long animated movie by Dianne Jackson for Channel 4. It was first shown late on Christmas Eve in 1982 and proved an immediate success for the then fledgling channel. The film was nominated for the Academy Award for Animated Short Film in 1982.

Our Granny At Christmas

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Itold everyone the other week that we wouldn’t be able to post a Granny story this month because she has been on her best behaviour. She has not been committing any Grannyisms, either that or she has been using stealth methods to hide her mishaps. That has all changed in the last couple of days so we are now in a position to post a special Granny at Christmas story for you all. It is worth mentioning though, that Granny tried to keep these two mishaps from Jammy Toast but couldn’t and then has used threatening behaviour towards us if we “snitch”.

The Jammy Toast Christmas Song 2018

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Every Christmas we usually choose our favourite Christmas song for your delectation (good word). It is usually a close run race between Gary Jules’ Mad World and Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Power Of Love. One year we chose The Progues’ Fairytale of New York as our favourite Christmas song and indeed for many years it was. However, that song has been done to death at Christmas and kind of outlived its usefulness. Last year they made one of those clever camera trickery things where Elvis Presley sings Blue Christmas with Martina McBride. Everything on the video looks so real until you count on your fingers and realise that Martina was only about ten years old when Elvis died. Brilliant video though go and watch it.

The Angry Andreaa Show #41

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This is me last Angry Show before Christmas so I just wanted to wish yas all a big fat Merry Christmas.. Am workin Christmas Eve && Boxin Day so am only really gettin Christmas day off which is a bit poo but never mind.. Work is pretty quiet because we are right near the uni && most of the students have gone home for the holidays.. So now there is just me && the staff plus the druggies && shoplifters left.. Its all good fun..

Great Uncle Bimbo Remembers #26

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As Christmas comes to an end for another year, it always reminds me of an event Davidd told me about as a child many years ago. He says it is the very first event that he can remember from his childhood and he swore when he told me years ago – and still does to this day – that the event actually happened. The event in question happened on Christmas morning when Davidd was around five years old. It was a normal Christmas morning and he had just opened his presents and was particularly excited to receive a pedal car that he could sit in and propel himself around the garden with. Davidd set off outside into the garden to try it out.