I Used To Get Spoilt At Christmas

Posted by Andreaa Kurby on
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IUsed To Love Christmas When I Was Little.. I Was Spoilt Rotten Cos I Had Three Christmasses Every Year.. On Christmas Eve I Would Go && Stay With My Grandparents && Have A Christmas There.. Then I Would Come Home For Christmas Day && Have A Christmas At Home.. Then On Boxin Day I Would Go Me Other Grandparents && Have Another Christmas There.. Cos I Am The Baby Of The Family It Was Just Me Too At Me Grandparents So I Always Got More Pressies Than All The Others.. Before He Died Me Granddad Used To Live With Us.. He Was Frm Me Mums Side Of The Family, The Other Granddad Is Still Alive, Just In Case Ya Gettin Mixed Up.. I Really Used To Love Me Granddad && Even Though I Was A Terrible Teen At The Time I Would Love It If He Come In Me Room.. Ya See Some Kids Shoutin, “Get Out Me Room!!” At Parents Or Grandparents, Bt I Would Never Shout At Me Granddad.. I Think I Hve Told Yas Some Stories About Him Bein A Hero Durin The War && Even When He Was An Old Man He Never Took Shit Off No One..

Granny At Christmas

Posted by Davidd Birko on
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Since we relaunched Jammy Toast a few months back, we have neglected our grannyisms. I think there are probably two reasons for this; one, Granny is getting pretty good at hiding her grannyisms from us and two, I keep forgetting to make a note of the ones I observe. I think our New Year’s Resolution must be to keep an eye open for more grannyisms. So as a special Christmas surprise to all the Granny fans out there, I thought we could feature a favourite festive grannyism from a couple of years ago. This particular year, I had not seen much of Granny during the run-up to Christmas because she had flu and was staying out of everyone’s way so as not to pass it on.

Doing My Dirty Washing In Public #21

Posted by Lisa Whiteman on
Category: Lisa's Dirty Washing62 Comments

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Hi my name is… my name is… excuse me, my name is Slim Shady Lisa. You might remember me from the original Jammy Toast and recall my posts. If you don’t then you can catch up on them over here. I have been a friend of Davey’s since about 2003. I used to have a blog on Blogger well before he started to blog and before he discovered his pesky teddy bears. He used to leave comments on my blog and before you knew it, we were chatting away on MSN – who remembers good old MSN? I invited him to write a few guest posts on my blog and we became great friends. I even travelled over to the UK in 2007 from Canada for a visit and we had a whale of a time together. Fast forward sixteen years and I now comment on his blog and he has invited me to write some guest posts for him. As the old saying goes; what goes around, comes around