A Cold Beats The Shit Out Of Covid

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urns Out The Sars-Cov-2 (The Virus That Makes Covid-19) Is A Wuss.. In A Straight Fight, The Common Cold Can Whup Its Arse.. Honest To God, Am Not Messin, Its True.. If Ya Get Two Viruses Then They Hve A Fight To See Which One Is Goin To Infect You With Their Own Kind Of Virus.. In A Stand Up Fight Between Rhinovirus (The Virus That Gives Ya A Cold) && Coronavirus Then The Rhinovirus Wins.. Researchers Are Sayin That Even If You Hve Coronavirus && Ya Catch A Cold Then The Cold Will Still Kick The Coronavirus Out Of Ya Body’s Cells.. They Dont Know Yet How Long It Will Last If A Cold Kicks Coronavirus Out Of Ur Body, Cos A Cold Only Usually Lasts A Few Days..

Andreaa’s Diary #14

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o I Was Tellin Davidd That Me && Gary Was Tryin To Get Married Before The Baby Is Born Even If It Means Am A Big Fat Heffer Goin Down The Aisle.. So He Asked Me Wot Me New Surname Was Goin To Be Cos Obvs, I Wouldnt Be Kurby Girl Anymore.. So I Told Him That Gary Has A Double Barrelled Surname That Begins With The Letters DC Bt I Really Want To Keep My Own Surname Which Begins With C (Sorry, I Know I Lied Bt Kurby Aint Me Real Name).. Whenever Davidd Sees A Chance To Take The Piss His Brain Works Faster Than Stephen Hawking.. He Says If I Keep My Surname Too That Will Make My Name Andreaa C-DC && My Initials Will Be AC/DC.. He’s Now Callin Me Angus After The AC/DC Guitarist.. Bastid!!

Goodbye 2020 && Good Riddance

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ormally, At The End Of The Year Davidd Or Razzi Writes A “Review Of The Year”, Talkin About All The People Who Have Died That Year && All The Things That Have Happened; Good && Bad.. When He Told Me He Was Goin To Do That This Year, I Said To Forget It, Cos Everyone Is Totally Fed Up Of 2020.. The Whole Year Was Just Shite && Too Many People Have Died.. We Dont Want To Look Back At Them All Dyin, We Want To Look Forward At Some Of The Good Stuff That Is Meant To Be Comin.. Everyone Has Even Been Told To Keep Their Arses In The House On New Years Eve Cos Covid Loves A Big Crowd.. About 20 Million More People In England Have Been Forced To Stay At Home After They Were Pushed Up To Tier 4 At Midnight Last Night.. They Are Joinin Over 20 Million Who Are Already In The Top Tier Where Ya Not Even Allowed To Go Into Someone Else’s House.. The Mad Bit Is That Those 40 Million People Are Not Allowed To Mix With Anyone Else Bt All The Kids Have To Go Back To School On Monday && Mix To Their Hearts Content Lyk.. Its Just Stupid..

Razzi Writes #80

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his virus has really brought the best and the worst out in people. Some are doing brilliant things to raise money for the NHS and helping the sick and elderly. Many people – who are not normally fans of Boris – are wishing him a speedy recovery and that is the way it should be. Just because you don’t believe in his politics doesn’t mean we should be wishing him harm or even death. On the other hand, some people have been behaving stupidly too. Refusing to stay at home and going to the local park to sunbathe. Get home and stay home is the way we will beat this thing!

The Andreaa Angel Show #102

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ork has been a total madhouse .. The papers were saying once everyone has stocked up on everything then things will go back to normal except it never happened in our shop .. We had a druggie come in to buy stuff with no money && when he was confronted at the checkout he pulled a needle out on one of the girls && started saying he had the coronavirus && would spit at anyone who come near him .. I was right near the checkout when this happened to i legged it down && told all the girls to get away from him, all get behind me .. once everyone was out of his way i told him to fuck off && dont come near our store again .. The only thing was he didn’t look like he was going to move && i started thinking he was going to have a go at one of us && most likely me cos i was the nearest to him .. Luckily one of the women in our shop at the time ran over the road to the asda && told the security guys there what was goin’ down .. One of their security come running over && lucky the druggie saw him comin’ && decided to leg it .. Was scary for a minute though..

Lestly In The Hizzouse #28

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confess it is a little late in the month for my Hizzouse but I can offer explanation in the way of this post. It started with my breathing getting laboured to the point I was lying in bed and it actually hurt to breath in and once this arduous task had been completed I couldn’t wait to breath out again. Next thing you know I had a fever and a really dry cough that was pretty persistent. By this time even my addled brain was beginning to guess at a reason for my ailments. I Googled it and discovered that they were doing “in car” tests just a few blocks away from my apartment. I jumped in the car trying to avoid anyone while making the short but painful journey to the carpark. There was a pretty impressive queue forming so I figured that if I didn’t have it then there was less chance of me catching it in my car than if I went to the ER. So in the queue I sat.

Razzi Writes #79

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eople have been asking me can humans catch this virus from bears or other animals. I did a little research and I can say that the only example I could find was of a dog in Hong Kong. The pet dog tested “weak positive” for Coronavirus and was placed in quarantine. The Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department in Hong Kong confirmed that repeated tests suggested the dog had a “low-level” of the virus and that it is likely to be a case of human-to-animal transmission. The dog, a Pomeranian, had not shown any symptoms of the illness but its owner was confirmed as being infected with Covid-19 and had most probably passed on the affection to her pet.