As many of you will be aware, my daughter – The Chimpton – pops onto Jammy Toast every now and again and leaves little acidic comments on posts. Some of you who have been following Jammy Toast for a very long time may remember that we used to work together for a rather poor training company in the dim and distant past. I think it speaks volumes of just how bad the company was if I tell you that during the three years I worked for the company, their office in Birkenhead had nine different managers. I don’t want to name any names but the chairwoman of the company was a very dear friend of former Conservative leader; David Cameron. Enough said.
Here at Jammy Toast we use WhatsApp and Skype to communicate with some of our friends. WhatsApp is handy because some of the people we communicate with have pay-as-you-go contracts and are not always in credit meaning they can’t send text messages. Others we communicate with on Skype because it is cool to see them as we speak and can often have a laugh together. However, if rumour is to be believed this may soon come to an end as David Cameron and his government are planning on banning these messaging services because of the encryption the use. Some of the rumours may be difficult to believe but now even the Financial Times is backing the story up.
We don’t normally get involved in politics here at Jammy Toast, unless there is something we really need to have a laugh at. Now with the current government’s preponderance for fucking up this could easy become a political blog working on that surmise so we changed it to; we won’t comment on politics unless the government really, really, really fucks it up. This time we are surprised that even a government could fuck things up this badly. Let me explain…
Things are bad at the moment with people having little money and then if they do manage to save some then their banks computer crashes and they can’t get at it. People are being laid off work, prices keep raising and everyone fears for the worst as the country is gripped by a recession. We thought things were bad but didn’t realise that it was so bad that even the Prime Ministers cat walked out of the house and lay down in traffic yesterday.
Ihave said it before and I will say it again now; we do not get involved in politics on this blog. However, sometimes stories come along and we can’t help but poke fun at whoever is involved – this time it is David Cameron. Yes that’s right, the same guy who swears blind he eats pasties all the time and then it turns out that the last one he had was from a shop that had shut over five years previously. He has been at it again…
We don’t usually get involved with politics on the blog as both the bears and I know that one Politian is as bad as the next. They all are in politics for what they can get out of it and very few are there for the better of the country. Usually everything they say is aimed at not upsetting any voters which usually means they will not take sides with anyone for fear of upsetting the other side. How the country gets by like this is beyond me. However, as soon as we thought things couldn’t get any worse, along come the latest crop of conservatives.
Being a Renault Bear means that I do not tell lies and I do not try to deceive people or mislead them into thinking things that are not true. I could never be Politian’s because of this and because there is probably a law against me becoming a Member of Parliament anyway. However, if there is one thing I cannot stand, it is Politian’s trying to fool me – what is even worse is if that Politian is the Prime Minister!