Razzi Writes #82

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ello everyone, I hope you remember me, my name is Erasmus or Razzi for short. I have always written on the Jammy Toast Blog and now Auntie Andreaa has said I can write on her blog. Most of you will know me but just in case you are new around here, let me introduce myself. I am a Renault teddy bear. I used to live with a family in Holland until the little girl who used to look after me grew too big for teddy bears and I was put up for sale on ebay. That is where Davidd found me and bought me for 99p. I came over to England and moved in with Davidd and the rest of his teddy bears. There are hundreds of us. Renault bears used to live in the wild in the mountains of France but then the Renault Car Company captured us and gave us away as marketing gimmicks with their cars. That is how we began to be known as Renault bears. I suppose it all ended okay in the end, because most of us live happily with Davidd at the Teddy Bear Retirement Home.

A Big Thank You Again

Posted by Andreaa Kurby
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Just Want To Say A Big Thank You To Davidd Again, For The Work He Has Put Into Me Blog.. I Started Writin Stuff For Jammy Toast Yonks Ago, In 2008, When Davidd Let Me Loose On The Unsuspectin Internet.. The Only Thing Is Me Posts On Here Started Last Year, All The Ones Goin Back To 2008 Was Not On Me Blog.. Cos I Started This Blog Last September, Thats Where It Started.. I Really Wanted All Me Old Stuff On Here Too So That All Me Bloggin Stuff Was Here.. When I Asked Davidd If He Could Do It He Said He Could Bt He Would Hve To Close The Blog Down For A Couple Of Hours To Do It.. He Said That It Would Piss Everyone Off Cos There Has Been Loads Of Messin About Lately With Updates Not Workin && Tha.. So He Said He Would Wait Until Midnight Last Night && Do It Then..

Grumpy Old Dave #1

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Am Sorry To Announce That Davidd Is Gettin Older && Grumpier.. Remember That Programme They Had On The Telly A Few Years Ago About Old Men Complainin About Anythin They Could Think Of?? I Think Davidd Now Qualifies For A Seat On The Board Of That Programme.. They Used To Sit && Complain About Anythin Under The Sun They Could Think Of, That Is What Davidd Is Gettin Lyk.. So I Thought We Could Start A New Series Of Posts About Davidd’s Complainin && Grumpiness.. It Is Really Frm A Series Called ‘The Grumpy Old Git’ Bt It Suits Davidd To A Tee..

Hello Strangers

Posted by Andreaa Kurby
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Know Some Of Yas Hve Come && Visit Me Blog Today Cos Davidd Has Shut Jammy Toast Down — Again!! It Is Probably My Fault Cos I Kept Tellin Him To Carry On When He Wanted To Stop.. I Think He Is Just Bored Of Doin Bloggin Stuff After Runnin Jammy Toast For Fifteen Years.. These Days He Likes All The Technical Stuff Of Runnin A Blog Bt Gets Bored With The Creative Side — Havin To Come Up With Somethin New && Fresh Every Day.. Luckily For Me He Is Goin To Carry On Helpin Me With My Blog Cos I Wouldnt Hve A Clue If I Was On Me Own.. I Just Write The Post && Then Email It To Davidd && He Posts It, Finds A Picture For It && Edits It In Photoshop So That It Matches Our Colour Scheme && Then Uploads Any Media Files Lyk Videos Etc.. So I Get All The Fun && Davidd Has To Do All The Hard Work..

Davidd To Retire

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avidd Has Fallen Out Of Love With Bloggin With The Plagiarism Blag Last Week Bein The Straw That Finally Broke The Camels Back.. This Is Just The Last In A Long Line Of Blags Involving So Called Mates.. Chimpton Has Been Blagged In The Past By Lester Who No One Even Knows Who He Really Is To This Day.. I Am Not Even Sure If He Was Behind Last Week’s Blag But Davidd Says He Doesnt Think So Cos He Is Soft && Always Sticks Up For People.. Its A Shame Cos We All Love What Davidd Does On Jammy Toast, Its A Great Place To Come && Read His Posts Or Leave Jokes && Crap In The Comments Section.. Basically Its A Laugh.. Davidd Says Jammy Toast Will Close Down At Midnight Tonight At Least For A Little While Until He Refinds His Love For Blogging.. Personally I Am Hoping That Will Happen!!

The Big Six Zero

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ixty Years Ago Today, In The Early Hours Of The Mornin, Granny Was Lyin In St Catherines Hospital Tryin To Deliver A Bloody Big Baby.. She Had Been Tryin To Deliver It For 48 Hours && Was Gettin Nowhere Fast When The Midwife Said, “Go Ed Girl, Give It One Last Go!!” && Out Popped This Baby At 4:19am.. There Was Only Granny && The Baby There Cos The Babys Dad Was Away At Sea In The Merchant Navy.. The Next Mornin The Babies Grandparents Came Up To See Granny && The Baby.. It Was A Monday Mornin Bt The Babies Granddad, Who Was Called ‘Da’, Didnt Go Back To Work.. He Went To The Shops && Got A Teddy Bear Called Bimbo.. That Night He Took Bimbo Up To The Hospital To Give To The Baby Bt The Nurses Wouldnt Let Him In.. They Said That Night Time Visitin Was For Fathers Only.. Da Said That He Was The Father && They All Give Him A Funny Look Bt Let Him In.. Da Gave The Bimbo The Teddy Bear To The Baby && The Two Of Them Hve Been Together Ever Since.. Obvs The Baby Was Davidd && The Teddy Bear Was Great Uncle Bimbo..

Gary Rocks The Boat

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he Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!