My Driving #2

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o Yesterday I Told Yas About When I Was Learnin To Drive.. I Have Been Drivin Nearly Four Years Now && Even Davidd Says Am A Really Confident Driver Lyk.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Any Of Yas Dont Know, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor, So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin About.. Even If He Does Drive Lyk Miss Daisy’s Sittin In The Back!! One Night When I Was Still Workin In The Kwik-E-Mart I Was On A Late.. The Shop Didnt Close Until 11pm.. By The Time We Had Cashed Up, Tidied Up && That, It Was Nearly Midnight.. Mary Worked In The Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin Late && Helpin Me Finish Up.. She Didnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late, I Always Gave Her A Lift Home.. We Get To The Car Just After Midnight && Start Drivin Home..

My Driving #1

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tarted Back At Work At The Weekend After Self-Isolatin.. As I Was Drivin In, I Was Right Behind A Car With An L Plate On It.. I Dont Think Ya Meant To Be Givin Lessons At The Moment, So I Guess They Just Forgot To Take It Off, But It Started Me Thinkin About When I Was Learnin To Drive — So Thought I Would Share It With Yas.. I Got This Instructor Who Lives Near Us && I Used To Do Most Of Me Lessons Around Kirkby.. I Used To Tell Davidd What I Was Doin && He Said That The Fella Who Was Teachin Me Sounded Lyk He Knew What He Was Doin.. He Was A Pain In The Arse Though Cos He Kept Cancellin Lessons At The Last Minute && Leavin Me High && Dry.. I Got Used To Him Though So I Didnt Want To Change Me Instructor.. I Bet We Used To Look Funny Cos He Was Always Screamin At Me To Slow Down && Not Drive So Fast.. Imagine Seein A Learner Car Goin Past Ya With The Instructor Shoutin, “Slow Down!!”

The Andreaa Angel Show #66

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told yas all last week that Jay’s nana had took a hammer to her bedroom walls && wrecked the gaff — she’s got altzeimers.. This means that she has moved into Jay’s bedroom while shes waitin’ for the council to come && fix her bedroom walls up.. So Jay has moved in with me && is doin’ me nugget in.. Don’t get me wrong, i do like him && that but just not 24/7, i like my own space as well as spending time with him.. When i am on a late i drive home from work && all that is going through me head is gettin’ into bed && just fuckin’ everythin’ off for the day.. Get some sleep without having to listen to other people’s shit.. So i turn round the corner into our road && there is Jay sittin’ outside ours waitin for me to get home.. i am just not ready for all this commitment shit..

The Angry Andreaa Show #24

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o I Have Been Drivin’ for Just Over Two Years Now && Even Davidd Says I Am A Really Confident Driver Like.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Yaas Don’t Know,, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin’ About.. Even If He Does Drive Like Miss Daisy’s In Da Back!! So Last Saturdday Night I Was Working A Late So Da Shop Doesn’t Close Until 11pm.. By Da Time We Have Cashed Up,, Tidied Up && Daa It Is Nearly Midnight.. Mary Works In Da Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin’ Late && Helpin’ Me Finish Up. She Doesnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late I Offered Her A Lift Home..

Carved Bear Chases Woman Motorist!

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ten foot tall carved, wooden statue of a bear has stood at the roadside guarding the entrance to Britain’s smallest town, Llanwrtyd Wells, for fifteen years and all has been well. That is until a stupid woman car-driver crashed her car and blamed the bear. What did the bear do? Did it run amok in the road causing the woman to swerve to avoid it? Was it growling menacingly at her as she drove past? No, it just stood there in the same place as it has done for fifteen years. The terrified driver said the bear scared her as she drove past and so now the Highways Agency say it will have to be torn down and relocated.

The Angry Andreaa Show #17

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avidd Saidd I Havv Too Finkk Off Mee Ownn Fingg Too Wrytt Abwtt Diss Week .. Hess Jstt Bullyinn Mee Againn .. Soo Lastt Week I Toldd Yass Abwtt Whenn I Wozz Inn Skewll Soo Diss Week I Fawtt I Cudd Tell Yaas Abwtt Mee Werkk .. I Werkk Ass A Shiftt Managerr Inn A Supermarkett Butt I Betta Nott Tell Yass Whichh Onee Cozz I Mightt Gett Inn Troublee .. Butt Letts Jstt Sayy Iff I Wantt Anyy Tymee Off Theyy Aree Alwayys Deadd Cooperativee ( Datts Davidd’s Jokee Soo Dontt Bee Fukkinn Blaminn Mee !! ) ..

Eight-Year-Old Drives to Maccies

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ave you ever been sitting there late at night and suddenly you fancy a McDonald’s? That is exactly what happened to a four-year-old girl and so her eight-year-old brother drove her to the drive-thru using the family van. The boy swiped the keys and drove to the local McDonald’s with his sister riding shotgun. Patrolman Jake Koehler got the call on the radio last Sunday night of a child driving a vehicle. He pulled into the town’s only McDonald’s and found the boy still behind the wheel. His first question: What are you doing? “Me and my sister really wanted a cheeseburger,” the boy told Koehler.