Although I’ve been a member of facebook since abah 2007, its really starting to get on my bleedn wick! This must mean that I actually hate everyone I know, obviously, because everyone I know is on there, and they make it shit. So. Yerno. The thing with facebook is that it forces you to tell people stuff you wouldn’t normally even think to yourself. My timeline is full of shite like “starving”, “ughh I hate Mondays” “cant believe this rain” “fumin” game invites, boring twats tryna add my birthday to some bullshit app, “farmville” and some other bollocks about egg hunting or suttn. The other thing that I’ve noticed is those stupid quotations like “true love is when you sniff your mans clothes when he’s not there”. This shit is normally accompanied by a man and a woman walking down a beach, in the sunset. Yawn, who comes up with this shit?
Granny often gets fed up with technology. She can never figure out just what her laptop is about to do next and the internet is just a total mystery to her. The funny thing is every now and then she surprises you because she pulls something off. That is, she attempts to do something on her laptop and it just works. However, she then goes to do the same thing again a week later and asks you to do it for her. When you tell her that she did it successfully last time she either gives you her stock reply of, “No I never”, or else says she’s forgotten how she did it. So when she told me she wanted to email a photograph from Facebook to her friend Terri, I was expecting the worse.
Here at Jammy Toast we love the internet. There is nothing more the bears love than goofing around websites looking for entertainment or some of our more serious bears doing research. However, that enjoyment just might become tainted soon as the evils of net neutrality raises its ugly head again. This week some of the internet’s most popular websites will participate in a day of action on Wednesday to oppose changes to US rules which govern net neutrality. Sites such as Netflix and Amazon are joining with civil liberty groups in a co-ordinated protest, and activists are already sharing viral content on Twitter, Reddit and Facebook in preparation.
Today I thought we would share a story with you that we saw on Facebook recently. You know those annoying stories which people post that are usually made up and annoy most of the people who read them. Like us, I am sure you are fed up of reading some of those holier than thou posts and are now wondering why we would put one on Jammy Toast – let me tell you this one is different. It actually has a worthwhile message and puts a smile on your face right at the end. Forgive me if you have read it before, I just thought it contained a great message to share with you all…
Hi Everyone, I nearly didn’t have the chance to write my column this month because The Bearkeeper said I have the Scary Monsters and he didn’t want me having two columns. I don’t think he likes me being too popular. It’s not my fault I have good looks and all this charisma, is it? So just to keep everyone happy, I am going to continue with the ‘Razzi’s Scary Monsters’ column and keep this column going too so that everyone can hear what I have been up to. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it Mr Bearkeeping Man!
Have you ever wondered what happens to your Facebook Profile after you die? Would you like a friend to continue using your account for you as a memorial to your life or would you rather have it permanently deleted? You may soon get your wish as Facebook has added a new setting that gives users these options when you die. These features were among the most requested by users who gave feedback on its memorial page policies. Although this will initially only be available in the US it is thought these setting will soon also be available in UK.
Today I thought we would share a story with you that we saw on Facebook the other day. Like us, I am sure you are fed up of reading some of those holier than thou posts people put up on Facebook, but this one we thought was different. It actually has a worthwhile message and puts a smile on your face right at the end. Forgive me if you have heard it before, I just thought it contained a great message to share with you all…