Andreaa’s Diary #22

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his Lockdown Is Really Startin To Get Me Frustrated Now.. It Was Gary’s Birthday This Past Week, Bt There Was Nowhere We Could Go && Nothin We Could Do — Except Sit Off In Ours.. It Was An Important Birthday Too, Cos It Was His Last One As A ‘Free Man’.. Next Year He Will Be Married To This Old Battleaxe && Will Hve A Baby To Cramp His Style.. Bt Seriously I Am So Thankful For Him.. He Is Lyk No Other Boyfriend I Hve Ever Had.. He Looks After Me And, To Be Honest, I Need A Lot Of Lookin After At The Moment.. I Swear He Is Makin Me A Better Person As I Am Nowhere Near As Angry As I Used To Be.. Even Davidd Has Noticed It && He Says He’s Not Sure Yet If It Is Just Me Gettin Older, Gary’s Influence Or The Fact Am Goin To Be A Mummy Soon.. Hard To Imagine That This Time Next Year We Will Hve Our Little Bundle Of Joy Around For Birthday Cuddles && I Will Love Them Both More Than Anything..

Andreaa’s Diary #6

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o First Of All I Was Goin To Write Yas This Week About Startin Me New Job && Then F*ckin Boris Bt Us On Lockdown Again && I Thought That Was The End Of Me Job.. Then I Thought, If I Got No Job I Will Just Be Sittin In The House All Day With Nothin To Write About So Wha Do I Do Then?? Now I Hve Been In Work This Week We Are Carryin On Workin So Am Ok Lyk.. Our Shop Is Carryin On With The Drive Thru && The Ones In Town Are Stayin Open Doin Drive-Thru && They Hve Click && Collect Too.. So Am Workin In Town At The Moment Trainin On How To Make Ya Coffees && How The Drive-Thru && Click && Collect Work.. To Be Honest Its A Piece Of Piss, Bt Hve Been Here All Week.. The Crowd Workin In This Shop Are Pretty Cool, So Hve Had A Laugh To Be Honest..

Andreaa’s Diary #5

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his Rona Thing Is Goin To Be The Death Of One Of Us Sooner Or Later.. Barry Is Me Sister Dannielles Fella && He Has Been Finished Up Frm Work Cos Of The Virus.. So He Got A Foreigner Workin On A Site.. He Decided That What Ever Gary Can Do, He Can Do Better && Decided To Jump Off The Scaffolding.. Except He Went One Better Than Gary && Bounced Off The Scaffoldin && Landed On The Concrete Thirty Foot Below.. Am Sure Our Family Has Got A Death Wish Somewhere.. That Means Danielle Is In Trouble With No Money Comin In && Barry Is In Hospital.. Obviously Danielle Has Been Goin Up Visitin Him Bt She Has A Fight On Her Hands Cos The Hospital Dont Want Any Visitors Cos They Dont Want People Bringin The Rona In.. Never Rains Does It??

Andreaa’s Diary #3 (From Self-Isolation)

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o Its Thursday && I Am Meant To Be Writin My Diary Bt What Do Ya Write When Ya Stuck In The House Bored.. The Highlight Of Me Week So Far Was Drivin Me Mum To The Asda To Get The Shoppin.. Kill Me Now!! I Am Bein Quite Good Though As I Hvent Even Seen Gary Cos He Has To Isolate In His Own House.. If We Stick To The New Tier 3 Rules We Arent Really Meant To See Each Other Even After The Fourteen Days.. When Ya In Tier 3 Ya Not Meant To Mix With Other People Who Dont Live In Ya House Bt I Think Ya Can Get Round That By Creatin A Support Bubble.. Two Single People Who Live Alone Can Create A Support Bubble It Says On The Website.. Or If Ya Live With Someone (Lyk Me Mum) Ya Can Create A Bubble As Long As The Other Person Ya Live With Doesnt Create A Bubble.. Oh F*Ck Off This Was Meant To Be Makin It Easy, Ya Need To Be A Solicitor To Understand This Load Of B*llocks!!

Gary Rocks The Boat

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he Other Week I Wrote Yas A Story On The Old Jammy Toast && Then Davidd Decided To Start The Blog All Over Again Before Yas Had A Chance To Read It.. I Thought It Was Dead Funny && It Is Not Normally Like Me To Be Funny, Lyk.. So Am Off On Me Holidays Today && I Wont Get A Chance To Write For Yas For A Couple Of Weeks, So Am Postin This As Me Last Post Before I Go.. Me Last Goodbye Before Me Holidays.. Actually, By The Time Yas Read This I Should Be Lyin By The Pool In Marmaris In Me New Bikini.. So, Dont Work Too Hard While Am Gone && Keep Ya Fingers Crossed I Dont Get The Rona.. Hopefully, Boris Will Let Me Back In England In Two Weeks!!

Andreaa’s Diary #1

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n The Old Jammy Toast I Used To Write For Yas Every Thursday && Tell Yas What I Was Doin With Me Life.. So Today Am Goin To Start Doin The Same Thing As I Used To.. Every Thursday I Will Write Yas Andreaas Diary Just Lyk On The Old Jammy Toast.. Just In Case Ya New To Jammy Toast, I Usually Write About Me In Work Or About My Family && Sometimes About Gary, Me Boyfriend Or Luna Me Dog.. Me Diary Will Be About What Is Happenin To Me Recently, Not Old Stuff So Ya Can Keep Track Of Me && Tha.. I Hpe Ya Gonna Lyk It, Davidd Says Its Better Than Coronation Street Except I Hve Never Been On A Tram Crashin Off The Viaduct, Lyk..

The Andreaa Kurby Show #124

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fter What Happened Last Week, I Half Expected To Hear Frm Jay Bt I Never.. Bit Of A Shame Really Cos I Would Of Loved To Hear Him Tryin To Talk His Way Out Of That One.. One Thing That Did Come Out Of It Though Was I Have Always Had Confidence Issues && I Always Think I Look A Mess Or Am Ugly Bt Seein Jay With Her Made Me Think That Perhaps Am Not That Bad After All.. That Might Sound Bitchy Bt Thats Not How I Mean It, I Dont Really Know How To Put It Bt I Know In Me Head What I Mean.. On The Other Hand Gary Hasnt Stopped Laughin About What Happened.. He Thinks Its Just The Funniest Thing That Has Ever Happened In His Life.. He Has Been Sweet About It Though, Reasurrin Me In Case I Was Upset Bt I Wasnt.. I Might Be Fragile Bt Am Not That Fragile..