Razzi Writes #72

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear
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ello everyone. It is a long time since I have written anything here on Jammy Toast but us bears have put our paws down and want to have our turn at posting things here. So Edward has said I can have my old column back and write for you all once a month and Davidd can like it or lump it. Personally, I think Jammy Toast has just lost its way a little and we have to remember that at the bottom of everything is us teddy bears – at the end of the day that is what Jammy Toast is here for. It is great being back even if it does mean that I have to think of things to write about now. So here goes, let’s get the show back on the road again…

The Aussies Are Taking Over The Asylum

Posted by Davidd Birko
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Category: Astronomy/Space/Science7 Comments

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ere at Jammy Toast we get the feeling that some Australians have been out in the sun for too long and it has befuddled their brains. The latest is senator-elect Malcolm Roberts who thinks there is no such thing as global warming and that NASA has manipulated the figures. Even when Jammy Toast favourite Professor Brian Cox argued otherwise Malcolm Roberts was having none of it. The British physicist behind Wonders of the Universe was a guest on the adversarial panel show Q&A. with Mr Roberts who is from the anti-immigration One Nation party.

Global Warming: Humans To Blame

Posted by Davidd Birko
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ell it has finally been confirmed that it is human beings who are fucking up the planet. We are the ones causing global warming. A report published today by the United Nations Climate Panel says that it is almost certain that humans have been causing to the planet since the 1950s. On the ground, in the air, in the oceans, global warming is “unequivocal”, it explained. It adds that a pause in warming over the past 15 years is too short to reflect long-term trends. The report also warns that continued emissions of greenhouse gases will cause further warming and changes in all aspects of the climate system. To contain these changes will require “substantial and sustained reductions of greenhouse gas emissions”.

Report Gives Hope To Polar Bears

Posted by Davidd Birko
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new report suggests that it is still not too late to save the Polar Bear and its habitat. According to the new report by American scientists and published in Nature magazine, if we were to drastically cut greenhouse emissions we might still have time to save the iconic Bear. This report contradicts a previous report that suggests that the Arctic ice cap and the Polar Bear are already on an irreversible path towards extinction.

Surviving Global Warming

Posted by Davidd Birko
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he Polar Bear is very much the new kid on the block when it comes to Bears. A rare fossil of a Bears jawbone found in Norway has revealed that the snowy white bear only split from Brown Bears a mere 150,000 years ago. Although this sounds like a long time, in evolutionary terms it is a blink of the eye.

Plans Do Not Please The Bears

Posted by Davidd Birko
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ll The Bears take global warming very seriously. Our cousins the Polar Bears are in grave danger of losing their habitat because of the effects of global warming, so we try our best to conserve energy. At the Bear Sanctuary, we use energy efficient light bulbs and we only fill the kettle with the amount of water we need. We also like to keep an eye on new technology that can help to reduce the amount of power we use and all this put together, can combine to make a difference to the planet we live on.