Andreaa’s Diary #15

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ent For Another Scan The Other Day && The Baby Bean Is All Healthy && Kickin Away.. Davidd Said He Hopes Its A Boy Cos He Will Make A Boss Little Footballer With All The Kickin He Is Doin Lyk.. I Have Booked A Private Gender Scan For The End Of The Month, So I Might Know After That.. I Am Really Not Bothered Though As Long As The Little Bean Is Alright.. Davidd Did Ask Me What I Would Do If Its A Girl && Becomes A Terrible Teen Lyk I Was.. Omfg I Would Cry Me Eyes Out I Couldn’t Cope With A Mini Me Bt It Would Just Be My Luck Lyk.. Have Already Decided On Names Though; I Thought Skylar If Its A Girl && Rory If Its A Boy.. Gary Doesn’t Get A Say Lyk.. Hes Picked The Middle Names After His Grandparents Bt Am Not Fond Of Them To Be Honest.. Davidd Said I Can Name It After His Grandfather If I Wanted Who Was Called Horace — He Can Fuck Rarr Off With Tha!!

The Andreaa Angel Show #70

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hen yas are reading this i will be in the sun in turkey although knowin’ my luck it will be roastin’ in england && raining over there.. I wasn’t goin’ to do anythin’ this week but its monday mornin’ && am sittin’ in the airport bored so am writin’ this on me phone.. Just had to tell ya this story so here goes — i was in work on friday && we needed some money out of the safe.. Funnily enough, im the only one who has a key to it now since the old manager got the sack so i had to open it up.. The safe is on the floor so i bend down to unlock it && hear this almighty rippin’ sound.. It was only me pants that had split right up the back!! So i rang me mum && told her wot had happened && asked her if she could bring me some pants from home into work.. She said no she couldn’t..

The Andreaa Angel Show #68

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ay has shagged me mum apparently.. I told yas all last time about the row we had cos he keeps buyin’ me more && more pressies for me birthday.. I have told him i don’t fukkin’ want loads of expensive stuff buyin’ for me && told him the reasons why too.. So the other day i caught him texting me mum askin’ stuff about wot i like && did she think i would like this shit && that shit for me birthday when ive already told him i dont want all that shit.. So i fukkin’ flipped on him && he come right out && said, “Oh yea ya on to me now aren’t ya?? you’ve caught be shaggin’ ya maa!!” I don’t think i have ever been so mad in me life.. I know he never but to even say that to me about me own mum is just disgustin’.. Davidd was on his side before he said that but even he said he has overstepped the mark this time!!

The Andreaa Angel Show #61

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his is my last Andreaa Angel Show for a few weeks because as you probably remember I am goin’ on holiday to Turkey.. I fly out on Sunday with my mate Zoe for two weeks of fun && shinanigans – but not too many shinanigans! I am sort of stuck in the middle of somethin’ that I need to tell yas all about.. Last week, I forgot to tell ya me new boyfriend’s name so ya all started callin’ him “The Pope”.. Well his name is Jamie && I’ve really started likin’ him.. I know I said last week that I fall for people too easy && that I am goin’ to take it easy with Jamie but I can’t help it – I really like him.. I’ve told Zoe that when we go to Turkey am not goin’ for a shagfest this time am bein’ a good girl.. Let’s just say she ain’t too happy about it.. Even Davidd says he can’t believe it && he’s known me longer than anyone.. I have always been a “treat ’em mean, keep ’em keen” kinda girl..

The Angry Andreaa Show #32

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iya Toasters, am back from me holibobs so Davidd said I had to tell yas all about it. So I went to Turkey again because I have been goin there for years and I know loads of people there. The only problem was a Hurricane decided to come on its holiday to Turkey too. I cant remember its name so I have been calling it Hurricane Sally. It lasted for about three days where it was really windy and it was raining and thundering too. I bloody hate thunder it scares the life out of me. When I told Davidd about it he said I needed a Thunder Buddy to get me through it.