Andreaa’s Diary #17

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hen I Was At School I Used To Have Two Bessie Mates.. One Of Them Was Lorah Who Yas All Know From Me Writtin About Her On Here && The Other One Was Jessica.. Jess Lives Not Far From Me So We Used To Chill Together After School Too.. Lorah Lived In St Helens, So I Never Saw Her Much Except At School.. Jess Had Alopecia Which Meant That She Had Bald Patches On Her Head.. She Never Bothered About It Tha Much && The Only Thing That Annoyed Her Was When People Would Be Weird With Her && Try && Be Nice To Her Just Cos Of It.. She Used To Play Tricks On People With Her Wig Collection.. She Had Loads Of Them Which Was All Different Colours && Lengths && She Would Wear One && Then Swap It For Another One && Teachers Would Be All Confused Cos They Would See Her With Short Dark Hair In The Mornin, Then Long Blonde Hair In The Afternoon.. She Used To Be Hilarious Over It..

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The Andreaa Angel Show #107

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o some german died on thursday so davidd took me day off me so that he could write about him .. the bloody cheek of the german dying on my day .. they bombed our chippy during the war yanoo .. anyway, it wasnt very considerate of him dying on my day but am here on saturday instead .. it was actually one of me days off yesterday so was havin some ‘ME’ time && everyone else can fuck off for once .. when i got up yesterday morning i thought i would put a facial on me mug && a colour on me wig .. the problem with this lockdown is everyone is startin to look like a skank .. all the hairdressers are closed && ya cant get ya nails done so i thought i would make an effort .. first off i put a facial on as ya can see from the picture above .. davidd makes everythin black && white but i can tell ya that the face mask was brown .. it looks like have been a dirty bitch && done a licky licky long time on someones bum .. really does look like am covered in orange greasy shit && am even more worse than donald trump like..

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The Andreaa Angel Show #88

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better say Happy Christmas to all yous toasters && happy bearmas to all the bears cos this is me last Andreaa Show before the big day.. This time next week it will all be over like.. I might not even have time to write for yas next week either cos i just wanna be chilled over christmas && not have to worry about writin’ stuff plus Davidd has plans for stuff over Christmas so he might not even want me to write stuff.. But i hope everyone has a great chrimbo && father christmas brings ya everything yas all want.. I am hoping for a white christmas too where we have about 30 foot of snow so i can’t get to work.. I’ve only got a couple of weeks left now before i leave && i cant bloody wait.. Everyone is being a little shit to me && making out like am not arsed about Kwiki-e-mart any more which is kinda true but I am still pulling my weight right up until my last day..

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The Angry Andreaa Show #44

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m dead excited today because my area manager has just told me that someone is going on maternity leave && so i can finally get a managers job that i have been waiting to move into for too long.. I think it was last october when i passed the selection process to become a store manager && ive been waiting for a vacancy ever since.. The annoying part is that my store manager in liverpool has already taken on my replacement so my hours have been cut && so my money is down because the new assitant manager is getting my hours.. So now my area manager has said I will have my own store by 4th February.. Im made up.. I go on holiday to Turkey in May too && that is making me happy so depressed Andreaa has had her ass kicked && am dead happy at the world right now..

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