Razzi Writes #82

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear
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ello everyone, I hope you remember me, my name is Erasmus or Razzi for short. I have always written on the Jammy Toast Blog and now Auntie Andreaa has said I can write on her blog. Most of you will know me but just in case you are new around here, let me introduce myself. I am a Renault teddy bear. I used to live with a family in Holland until the little girl who used to look after me grew too big for teddy bears and I was put up for sale on ebay. That is where Davidd found me and bought me for 99p. I came over to England and moved in with Davidd and the rest of his teddy bears. There are hundreds of us. Renault bears used to live in the wild in the mountains of France but then the Renault Car Company captured us and gave us away as marketing gimmicks with their cars. That is how we began to be known as Renault bears. I suppose it all ended okay in the end, because most of us live happily with Davidd at the Teddy Bear Retirement Home.

Erasmus ‘Razzi’ Bear

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear
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ello again everyone. Seeing as we have restarted Jammy Toast, I thought I would pop along and say hello, even though I am pretty sure most of you will know me already. Just in case you are new to these parts, I thought I better introduce myself because I am a very polite bear. My name is Erasmus Bear, or ‘Razzi’ for short, and I was rescued from Holland where I was no longer wanted by my former little friend. So many years ago, Davidd brought me over to join his menagerie. Everyone seemed to grow to love me straight away because I am not a good bear like most of the others – I can be quite naughty. I am what Davidd calls a ‘playbear’ – that’s like a playboy but in bear form just in case you couldn’t work that out. As you can see from the picture above, I am very fond of some ‘girlie’ celebrities which seems to make me even more of a naughty bear in some people’s eyes – needless to say, David Beckham was in America when that photo was taken.

Linzi’s Disciplinary Action

Posted by Davidd Birko
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ou may remember that before Christmas we promoted Linzi to Executive Cleaning Officer. This was in recognition of the hard work she had put in taking care of the Bear’s little domestic responsibilities. At that time, it was explained to her that as part of this promotion, and indeed large pay rise, it would be expected of her to set a very high example of behaviour to The Bears she cares for.

The Linzi Show #2

Posted by Linzi
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i Everyone. I thought I would write a story for the blog cos I aint done one for a while and well today I have a great story about the arrival of lil Ralph. As u probably noticed lately, I av been commenting a lot about a certain “speshul lil someone” and for once it wasnt razzi, lol. Well on Tuesday I had a lil delivery arrive at my house in the shape of a puppy (luckily he wernt delivered by a postman otherwise who knows he mite not of got here alive cos we know wot he is like delivering these bears hahaha). Anyway, yes my puppy arrived at 7:30 in the evening and straight away I fell in love with him.

Linzi In Lesbian Stalker Shock

Posted by Davidd Birko
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oday myself and Linzi were up at 6am to head up to Upton for a second attempt at gaining her Driving Licence. Despite a brilliant attempt and coming really close to getting it this time she just missed out by not completing the Reverse Park successfully. She did drive the rest of the route with only five minor faults which is a really great drive. People have passed with many more than that!

Superlambanana Day

Posted by Davidd Birko
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oday was a nice warm sunny day and Razzi was really excited for two reasons. Firstly, we were picking Linzi up and he always enjoys seeing Linzi. It is in fact the highlight of his week to see the one he loves so much. Secondly, I had promised him he could go and see the Superlambanana at Tranmere.