Andreaa’s Diary #22

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his Lockdown Is Really Startin To Get Me Frustrated Now.. It Was Gary’s Birthday This Past Week, Bt There Was Nowhere We Could Go && Nothin We Could Do — Except Sit Off In Ours.. It Was An Important Birthday Too, Cos It Was His Last One As A ‘Free Man’.. Next Year He Will Be Married To This Old Battleaxe && Will Hve A Baby To Cramp His Style.. Bt Seriously I Am So Thankful For Him.. He Is Lyk No Other Boyfriend I Hve Ever Had.. He Looks After Me And, To Be Honest, I Need A Lot Of Lookin After At The Moment.. I Swear He Is Makin Me A Better Person As I Am Nowhere Near As Angry As I Used To Be.. Even Davidd Has Noticed It && He Says He’s Not Sure Yet If It Is Just Me Gettin Older, Gary’s Influence Or The Fact Am Goin To Be A Mummy Soon.. Hard To Imagine That This Time Next Year We Will Hve Our Little Bundle Of Joy Around For Birthday Cuddles && I Will Love Them Both More Than Anything..

Andreaa’s Diary #10

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ur Luna Is Not The Best House Dog In The World.. If Someone Knocks On Our Door The Worst She Does Is Sigh Cos They Woke Her Up.. So Lately We Hve Been Wonderin Why She Is Barkin At The Back Door All The Time.. She Barks, We Open The Door Cos We Think She Wants To Go Out For Her Business && She Just Runs Out Growlin && Snarling.. There Is Nothin There Though.. I Hve Been Out With Her, Me Mum Has Been Out With Her && Gary Has Been Out With Her.. None Of Us Can See What She Is Barkin At Or What Has Upset Her.. The Fireworks Was My First Thought Bt They Hve Been Finished For Weeks Now.. There Is Not Even The Odd Stray One That Ya Get For Days After Bommy Night.. When She Comes Back Inside After Bein Out It Is Lyk She Is On Edge Too.. So Somethin Is Upsettin Her.. Gary Has Even Hidden In The Garden Waitin For Luna To Kick Off && Then When She Does He Would Be In The Perfect Spot To See What It Was.. Except When She Did Kick Off, He Couldnt See A Thing.. Davidd Even Said It Might Be The Sock Robbers Bt Hes Just A Tw*t!!

Andreaa’s Diary #1

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n The Old Jammy Toast I Used To Write For Yas Every Thursday && Tell Yas What I Was Doin With Me Life.. So Today Am Goin To Start Doin The Same Thing As I Used To.. Every Thursday I Will Write Yas Andreaas Diary Just Lyk On The Old Jammy Toast.. Just In Case Ya New To Jammy Toast, I Usually Write About Me In Work Or About My Family && Sometimes About Gary, Me Boyfriend Or Luna Me Dog.. Me Diary Will Be About What Is Happenin To Me Recently, Not Old Stuff So Ya Can Keep Track Of Me && Tha.. I Hpe Ya Gonna Lyk It, Davidd Says Its Better Than Coronation Street Except I Hve Never Been On A Tram Crashin Off The Viaduct, Lyk..

The Andreaa Angel Show #107

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o some german died on thursday so davidd took me day off me so that he could write about him .. the bloody cheek of the german dying on my day .. they bombed our chippy during the war yanoo .. anyway, it wasnt very considerate of him dying on my day but am here on saturday instead .. it was actually one of me days off yesterday so was havin some ‘ME’ time && everyone else can fuck off for once .. when i got up yesterday morning i thought i would put a facial on me mug && a colour on me wig .. the problem with this lockdown is everyone is startin to look like a skank .. all the hairdressers are closed && ya cant get ya nails done so i thought i would make an effort .. first off i put a facial on as ya can see from the picture above .. davidd makes everythin black && white but i can tell ya that the face mask was brown .. it looks like have been a dirty bitch && done a licky licky long time on someones bum .. really does look like am covered in orange greasy shit && am even more worse than donald trump like..

The Andreaa Angel Show #96

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o our house has been shit all week .. ya walk in && no Luna to run up && say hello to ya .. Its like our house but it isn’t if ya get wot i mean .. Me mum has been in tears && i started getting more of the story but something still didn’t make sense .. Apparently me uncle had brought his dog with him when he come to ours && took luna out for her last walk .. So me mum rang me auntie && uncle up && asked what the other dog looked like because she wanted to go && see the owner && appologise, offer to pay the vet bill && ask him not to report luna so that she wouldn’t get put down .. Me uncle wouldn’t speak to her when she rang he just kept making up excuses as to why he couldn’t come to the phone .. So me mum told me auntie to get him to ring her when he was free .. Three days later he still hadn’t phoned .. Me mum was fumin’.

The Andreaa Angel Show #95

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hen i was growing up we had a dog who lived with us && he sort of became my dog .. We could never decide on a name for him so we just called him Dog .. i think i told yas all the story of him once before .. He used to go for his little missions whenever he felt like && most days he used to come to skool && wait for me at the gates .. If i bunked off skool i used to have to go back to skool to show him i was out otherwise he would sit && wait for me all night .. he wouldn’t move until i come out or went to collect him .. Everyone in our neighbourhood knew him && used to give him treats when they saw him && Pat in the chippy used to give him some scran whenever she saw him .. Everyone loved Dog but he got old && he got sick && eventually we had to get him put to sleep by the vet .. We buried him in our garden && i used to talk to him out there when i was upset or bothered about anything .. it woz sort of like he never left me but i really did miss him..