Hiya, I know it’s not Thursday but it’s still Andreaa here… except it’s not.. Am changin’ me name cos of work.. Someone has just been sacked in one of our stores in Birmingham cos she put stuff on social media about work.. Kinell, if work saw some of the shit I put on here i will be joinin her down the job centre on Monday.. I know it’s not social media – more like anti-social media – but yanoo.. I did say to Davidd before i started writin’ on ‘ere, how can we make it so no one can find me if they do a search?? That is why i spell me name with an extra “a” on the end && have a cartoon emoji.. The only thing is, if ya search for “Andrea” you still find “Andreaa”, it just comes further down the google list.. I never name who I work for on here in case they search for that && Davidd said that I am being very “cooperative” lmfao!! That’s the best joke he’s come up with in years!!
We mentioned last week that we had five bears who are still in search of a name. Some of the bears we have rescued and who now live with us have never had a name selected for them, mostly because our Friends are pretty crap at picking names. When they arrive nameless, we have offered to find them a name and then asked everyone to think of a name. You lot, being crap, have not thought of a single name for these poor bears – with the exception of Hollie who has come up with a few names.
Iwas chatting to some of the bears yesterday; I quite often like a little chat, when some of the bears made me aware of glaring omission. Some of the bears we have rescued and who now live with us here at the Birkenhead Bear Sanctuary are nameless. When they have arrived with no name we have offered to find them a name and then they have been forgotten. We have offered our sincere apologies and are now about to correct the oversight.
The bear we told you about the other day has now arrived with his pink bow intact. As we told you the other day; the poor little dude has been vacuum-packed in a loft and was only recently rediscovered when his owner decided to have a clear out. Emma, his former owner, described him as very soft and cute but wondered why she had given him a pink bow when he is so obviously a little male dude.
The doorbell rang at the Bear Sanctuary this morning and standing there was the postman with a parcel in his hands. Judging by the shape and size of the parcel it could mean only one thing – Josh had arrived. If you remember back to the other day, Josh is the Bear who ended up being tied to the front of a lorry and driven round Nottinghamshire at high speed. So now he has completed his journey and is safe and sound with all out other Bears.
We would like to introduce everyone to our new friend who arrived this week to join us here at the Birkenhead Bear Sanctuary. I would introduce him properly but unfortunately he does not have a name, thanks to our friend Christina. You see, she promised to think of a name for him and after a few rather dodgy attempts, which our new Bear turned down, she gave up and left him high and dry.
Thanks to everyone who emailed and texted us suggestions for names last night. It appears a number of you didn’t like the fact that The Bears went on strike and shut down the blog. However, don’t blame me it was not my idea; The Bears decided on that course of action after the new Bears went un-named. The Bears have said it is not much to ask you all to put your thinking caps on now and again and show a new Bear that they are loved, instead of just ignoring them!