The Story Of Paul #2

Posted by Andreaa Kurby
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o Last Time I Told Yas How Paul Was Always In Trouble && Then He Got A Caseworker Who Got Him Signed Up For The Army.. We Never Heard Anythin Frm Him For Ages Cos He Was Off Doin His Basic Training.. I Think It Was For About Six Weeks.. At The End Of His Trainin He Come Home Bt He Was Different.. The Army Had Told Him That Although They Took Him With His Record, If He Did Anythin Else While He Was In The Army Then He Would Be Booted Out.. Once Paul Was In The Army It Was Lyk It Was His Callin.. He Didnt Want To Get Kicked Out, Whatever Happened, So For The Few Weeks He Was Home He Behaved Himself.. He Used To Go The Pub && Hve A Few Bevvies Which Was Usually Wot Made Him Worse Bt Nah, Once He Had Enough He Just Went Back Home.. Its Lyk He Was A Changed Man..

The Story Of Paul #1

Posted by Andreaa Kurby
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hen Me && Lorah Was In School Together, There Was One Person We Both Looked Up To, It Was Paul.. Paul Is Lorahs Older Brother && Back Then He Was Always In Trouble With Everyone.. Police, Drug Gangs, Robbers, Anyone.. You Name It && At Some Time Or Other, Paul Did It.. His Biggest Pasttime Was TDA As The Police Called It Or Put Simply; Takin && Drivin Away.. Back Then They Made Cars More Difficult To Steal.. You Couldnt Just Hotwire The Ignition Lyk Car Thieves Always Had Done, You Had To Hve The Keys With A Chip Inside It Or The Computer In The Car Wouldnt Let It Start.. That Didnt Stop Paul, He Just Broke Into The House && Stole The Keys && Away He Went.. This Was In The Days Before The Cops Had NPR Cameras, So Paul Would Break Into A House, Take The Keys, Steal The Car, Change The Numberplates && The Car Was His For Weeks.. He Sounds Lyk A Right Bastard Frm What Am Writin Bt He Wasnt, He Was Lyk A Lovable Rogue Always In Trouble Bt Never Really Hurt Anyone..

Not Just Another Cat Story

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ome people think that the internet was only ever invented for either cute pictures or stories of cats – who are we to argue with this tradition. However this story did actually make us all smile. Paul is a cat over in Liverpool’s South Parkway Station who, for the last ten years, has been parading around the station keeping an eye on staff and passengers alike. But now he has gone a step further and instead of becoming the stations mouser – like other more ordinary cats (sorry Larry) – Paul has been promoted to Chief of Customer Relations.