My Driving #2

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o Yesterday I Told Yas About When I Was Learnin To Drive.. I Have Been Drivin Nearly Four Years Now && Even Davidd Says Am A Really Confident Driver Lyk.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Any Of Yas Dont Know, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor, So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin About.. Even If He Does Drive Lyk Miss Daisy’s Sittin In The Back!! One Night When I Was Still Workin In The Kwik-E-Mart I Was On A Late.. The Shop Didnt Close Until 11pm.. By The Time We Had Cashed Up, Tidied Up && That, It Was Nearly Midnight.. Mary Worked In The Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin Late && Helpin Me Finish Up.. She Didnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late, I Always Gave Her A Lift Home.. We Get To The Car Just After Midnight && Start Drivin Home..

The Day Merseyside Police Raided Jammy Toast

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his time of year, always gives me the heebie-jeebies as it reminds me of the day Jammy Toast was raided by the police. It was during the build up to Christmas back in the days when people could go shopping without face-masks and everything was almost normal. I was cruising around the internet trying to find a story to post on the blog. If I have no inspiration, I sometimes look at newspapers online to see if there are any teddy bear related stories or something which Toasters might find interesting or funny. I was looking on the Liverpool Echo website when I came across a story that the police had foiled a plan by a bunch of school kids to all meet-up in John Lewis’ new store in Liverpool One and have a massive game of manhunt, or hide-and-seek as it is more commonly called.

The Angry Andreaa Show #24

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o I Have Been Drivin’ for Just Over Two Years Now && Even Davidd Says I Am A Really Confident Driver Like.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Yaas Don’t Know,, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin’ About.. Even If He Does Drive Like Miss Daisy’s In Da Back!! So Last Saturdday Night I Was Working A Late So Da Shop Doesn’t Close Until 11pm.. By Da Time We Have Cashed Up,, Tidied Up && Daa It Is Nearly Midnight.. Mary Works In Da Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin’ Late && Helpin’ Me Finish Up. She Doesnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late I Offered Her A Lift Home..

Finn Gets Top Award

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ou may remember Finn the Police Dog who we have featured previously on Jammy Toast after he was seriously injured defending his handler from a knife wielding burglar. Finn was nearly knifed to death saving his partner and is now to receive the animal George Cross – a PDSA Gold Medal. German shepherd Finn and PC Dave Wardell had cornered a robbery suspect when Finn was knifed twice with a 10in blade. PC Wardell said: “In a split second I saw the man lunge at Finn. As he pulled away I saw a 10in blade, covered in Finn’s blood. The man then lunged at me but Finn, despite being seriously hurt, grabbed hold of the suspect and stopped him landing a fatal blow. My hand was cut and Finn’s head sliced open. His grip remained, pulling at the suspect’s leg to stop him from escaping over a fence.”

Day The Police Raided Jammy Toast

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e always consider ourselves to be law abiding citizens here at Jammy Toast, but there was a time this was put to the test. Chimpton reminded us the other day of the day Jammy Toast was indeed raided by the Police. Now before all your minds start running away with you, it was not a drugs raid. The Police had not had a tip-off about Chimpton’s secret cake stash or Razzi’s porn collection – this was something much more serious. So-much-so that if it happened today we would probably have been carted off in handcuffs and Theresa May would chalk up another victim to her Investigative Powers Act.

The Milk Carton Kids

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e had a great Christmas day yesterday, eating turkey and scoffing sweets and of course the bears eating their Jammy Toast – just generally having a great festive time. I even spent half-an-hour trying to get a whistle from a cracker to make a whistling noise before eventually realising it was a sellotape dispenser. Much to the amusement of everyone. In fact, a good time was had by all and even though we learned that George Michael had died later in the day, even that didn’t ruin the high spirits. However, this morning we heard the sad story of the Milk Carton Kids mystery…

Finn’s Law Wins Parliament Debate

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e received an e-mail the other day from the UK Government. Here at Jammy Toast we are not usually in the habit of receiving messages from the government but this e-mail was concerning Finn the Police Dog. We signed the online petition calling for police animals to be given the same status as officers if they are injured at work and the e-mail was to tell us that this will now be debated in Parliament. The Finn’s Law campaign is named after the Hertfordshire police dog who, along with his handler, was stabbed in Stevenage while chasing a suspect. Finn’s Law wants people who attack police animals to face charges similar to those for attacking a person. It will now be debated on 14th November after topping 100,000 signatures in a month.