Razzi Writes #82

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear
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ello everyone, I hope you remember me, my name is Erasmus or Razzi for short. I have always written on the Jammy Toast Blog and now Auntie Andreaa has said I can write on her blog. Most of you will know me but just in case you are new around here, let me introduce myself. I am a Renault teddy bear. I used to live with a family in Holland until the little girl who used to look after me grew too big for teddy bears and I was put up for sale on ebay. That is where Davidd found me and bought me for 99p. I came over to England and moved in with Davidd and the rest of his teddy bears. There are hundreds of us. Renault bears used to live in the wild in the mountains of France but then the Renault Car Company captured us and gave us away as marketing gimmicks with their cars. That is how we began to be known as Renault bears. I suppose it all ended okay in the end, because most of us live happily with Davidd at the Teddy Bear Retirement Home.

Erasmus ‘Razzi’ Bear

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear
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ello again everyone. Seeing as we have restarted Jammy Toast, I thought I would pop along and say hello, even though I am pretty sure most of you will know me already. Just in case you are new to these parts, I thought I better introduce myself because I am a very polite bear. My name is Erasmus Bear, or ‘Razzi’ for short, and I was rescued from Holland where I was no longer wanted by my former little friend. So many years ago, Davidd brought me over to join his menagerie. Everyone seemed to grow to love me straight away because I am not a good bear like most of the others – I can be quite naughty. I am what Davidd calls a ‘playbear’ – that’s like a playboy but in bear form just in case you couldn’t work that out. As you can see from the picture above, I am very fond of some ‘girlie’ celebrities which seems to make me even more of a naughty bear in some people’s eyes – needless to say, David Beckham was in America when that photo was taken.

Monaco Bear [Repost]

Posted by Davidd Birko
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or some time now, Razzi has been asking if we could get him a Steiff Bear as a little companion. Although he already has Pookie, I thought it might be a good idea. Because of the history of the Steiff Company, to bring one of their bears to join us here at Jammy Toast would be fantastic. After searching for a while, we discovered that the most expensive Steiff Bear ever sold was a Steiff Monaco Bear which sold for £130,190. It was dressed by Louis Vuitton and sold at a charity auction in Monaco. Razzi said he had to have one of those!

Pookie Bear

Posted by Davidd Birko
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thought today that we would look at a certain Bear who never gets much of a mention here on Jammy Toast but who is very important to one of our Bears. As most of you already know, Razzi is a working bears who spends a great deal of his time helping people learn to drive. His official title is Special Learner Driver Bear Advisor. Although this is a very responsible job for a Bear, he does sometimes get rather bored sitting, as he does, in the back seat of the car. So, a few years ago now, Razzi got himself a little friend. In fact, his little friend was won for him at New Brighton Fair by his friend Linzi.

Accusations Of Bear Neglect and “Bling”

Posted by Davidd Birko
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e have been accused of having a “Bling” logo on our website and that we do not look after our bears properly. The accusations come from Miss Chimpton who says we have far too many bears to be able to care for them as well as we should. When I explained that we do not look after our bears, because here at Bear Sanctuary we teach our bears to be self-sufficient, she would have none of it. However, it is the accusation of “bling” that has really upset Egginanoo.

Razzi Changes His Spots

Posted by Davidd Birko
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azzi has a reputation for being a bit of a naughty bear. If there is mischief to be had then you can bet that Razzi is involved in there somewhere. Many of the new bears who come to join us are quite often led astray by Razzi who teaches them how to find bear porn and other mischievous sites on the internet. Despite all this, Razzi really can be quite a responsible bear.

Monaco Bear

Posted by Davidd Birko
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or some time now, Razzi has been asking if we could get him a Steiff Bear as a little companion. I thought this would be a good idea, because of the history of the Steiff Company, to bring one of the bears to join us here at the Sanctuary. After searching for a while, we discovered that the most expensive Steiff Bear ever sold was a Steiff Monaco Bear which sold for £130,190. It was dressed by Louis Vuitton and sold at a charity auction in Monaco. Razzi said he had to have one of those!