The Rest Of The Nutters

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Told Yas The Story Of Purple Aki The Other Day && Before I Went On Holiday I Told Yas All About Pete The Pigeon && The Williamson Square Smasher.. Today I Thought I Would Tell Yas All About The Other Nutters.. Or At Least Some Of The Others We Hve Got In Liverpool.. If I Ever Ask Anyone Wot Is Their Favourite Story Wot I Hve Wrote They Always Say The Nutters.. Everyone Pure Loves A Nutter, So Ages Ago I Told Me Dad That Everyone Loved His Nutter Stories && He Was Gettin All Famous On Himself.. It Was Me Dad Who First Told Me About Them Ya See && He Was Made Up That Yas All Lyked Them.. He Was Gettin All Big Headed && I Had To Tell Him To Calm Down It Was Just Stories On A Blog It Wasnt Britains Got Talent Or Nothin..

Purple Aki

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Was Thinkin Last Nite About How I First Started Off Bloggin Years Ago.. It Was On This Blog Called “The Queen’s Blog”.. I Had Been Tellin Me Mate Davidd About Purple Aki, So He Said Why Dont Ya Write About Him && Ya Can Be A Guest Blogger On The Queen’s Blog.. I Was Like, Get Lost I Cant Write Stuff.. Davidd Said Dont Think About It As Writing, Just Write It Down Lyk Ya Was Tellin Me The Story.. I Did && Everyone Loved It && I Ended Up Writin Loads Of Stuff About Some Of The Nutters Of Liverpool.. So I Thought I Would Tell Yas On Here About The Nutters, Because I Wrote It On Me Old Blog && Davidd Has Destroyed Tha Now..

The Andreaa Angel Show #105

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hat a week i have had .. Have just had two weeks off work with Jay because he didnt want to go && work in london because of the bat flu virus thingy down there .. He took two weeks off to isolate && so i had two weeks holibob so we could spend some time together .. On monday i was back at work but cos i hadnt used me car the battery had gone flat && it wouldn’t start .. Jay took me to work in his car && i had to get the train back home .. That was a scary fuckin thing cos it was rush hour but there was hardly anyone on the train && i never even had me bus pants on .. i was sitting there in a carriage && there was only one other person on there with me .. i am sitting there looking out the window && the other person on the train started coming down the carriage towards me .. There are some right weirdos about these days who dont know what “keep ya distance” means .. He didnt get that close but i was looking at him thinking why did ya move down the train?? thats when i thought he looked familiar, like someone i know .. so am sittin in me seat trying to think who he was .. woz he a footballer or someone off the telly?? i was rackin me brians when i suddenly realised — it was Purple Aki!!

Purple Aki

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