ello everyone, I hope you remember me, my name is Erasmus or Razzi for short. I have always written on the Jammy Toast Blog and now Auntie Andreaa has said I can write on her blog. Most of you will know me but just in case you are new around here, let me introduce myself. I am a Renault teddy bear. I used to live with a family in Holland until the little girl who used to look after me grew too big for teddy bears and I was put up for sale on ebay. That is where Davidd found me and bought me for 99p. I came over to England and moved in with Davidd and the rest of his teddy bears. There are hundreds of us. Renault bears used to live in the wild in the mountains of France but then the Renault Car Company captured us and gave us away as marketing gimmicks with their cars. That is how we began to be known as Renault bears. I suppose it all ended okay in the end, because most of us live happily with Davidd at the Teddy Bear Retirement Home.