Talking Shit #137

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit33 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

33 Comments on “Talking Shit #137”

  1. Conversation with dad:

    Me: I’m not buying anymore lottery tickets Dad, they keep asking me for ID and its embarrassing. I go bright red!
    Dad: I would take it as a compliment. Your mate Carole would give her right arm to be asked for ID!

    You can always count on Dad to put a positive spin on things haha!

  2. I was on school pick up duty today and thought I would bring 11’s phone with me so I could text him and he’d know where I parked…

    I’ve become Granny!

  3. yeno what’s not ok? waking up to hairy minge on facebook. i mean please, im pretty liberal and im open minded but no one deserves this shit. STOP IT!

    too early. hun!

  4. When Major Clanger decides that the Soup Dragon must be fed-up with dishing up soup for them all every day, he invents a machine to collect the soup instead. What could possibly go wrong?

    In The Soup is available to watch on the CBeebiesHQ iPlayer.

  5. id like to say that r kelly is a bad baaaaad nonce. I hope his dick gets infected, falls off and gets eaten by a rabid dog and if any of you little mings start defending him just cos you like his songs then go boil your heads. i believe I can fly is shite as well!

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