Talking Shit #145

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit45 Comments

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


45 Comments on “Talking Shit #145”

  1. A plug for the Croydon FC crowdfund to sort out the damage done by robbers. These fellas do loads for their community and they need friends right now.

  2. Yeah I know I’m sorry. It’s been a long day so now I’m drunk-tired and watching Jurassic. Omg, I’m after accidentally letting the dinosaurs loose again.

  3. The Welsh don’t need that language. I think they know that. I don’t know who’s keepin’ it goin’..It’s not a tribe. What’s wrong with them?

  4. I licked the flavour off every single crisp and put them back in the packet! Now I’m just waiting on 18 to get in from work and eat a few! Haha that’s what he gets for farting in the car while i drove him to work!

  5. My wife messaged me from the shopping mall to ask if I think that she looks fat. I was typing “Noooo” and autocorrect changed it to “Moooo”.

    So long story short, can I come over and stay at your place for awhile?

  6. My Dad is the best Dad in the world flat tyre yesterday no problem I’ll come your job blow it up then tomorrow get you a new one and put it on your car… no job is ever too big or small for him he rescues me all the time not all men are shit he proves it everyday :heart:

  7. The amount of girls I see who used to swing off other people’s fellas dicks when they were single posting nasty quotes about girls who go with peoples fellas now THEYRE the cheated on girlfriend tho. Lol.

  8. love the way our group chat has gone from talking about fisting and anal sex to british politics and shamima begum’s baby in the space of only 5 mins.

            1. Whats all this about Male Tampons on Jammy Toast. Are you trying to corrupt my bears… or me come to think of it?

              In fact, what are they and for what purpose?

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