Talking Shit #146

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


37 Comments on “Talking Shit #146”

  1. Lol u know when you get excited about someone (I mean it’s been months since I have) BUT do u ever look at their surname and think whether it’ll suit u or not? Makes u doubt the whole thing if it’s shit looool and this is why I am single.

  2. Jim jams on , those 2 at swimming, Knobhead asleep by the radiator ! Oldham tomorrow, Wrexham on Sunday . Birkenhead is going to look like Dubai by Monday morning. Might nip to Rhyl on the way back ?

  3. I wish people wouldn’t share horrible videos on twitter and we could all avoid nastiness and be ignorant, to how cruel the world is, because there’s fuckall we can do regardless but be sad about it. Like for instance that dog getting forced to stand up on its hind legs & the little boy I’ve just seen jamming a cats tail in a door. I can’t take this shit!

  4. the dog got to the litter tray before me and has had a buffet of cat shit. why are dogs so fucking VILEEEE but so cute? i can’t look at her at the min, im so disgusted!

  5. i can quite happily have 10 gins and be sound, 2 glasses of wine though and im off the fucking rails and feeling it’s my duty to inform people that they’re twats.

  6. I just scared the postman by going to the door completely naked…

    I’m not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived!

  7. i love watching mings on the internet who act single on Twitter, but are happily married on Facebook. Carol and the kids wouldn’t be happy if they saw your sex casing tweets to young girls Derek.

  8. boutiques need to stop selling cheap “one size” clothes and pretending they fit sizes 6-18. girls out here looking like a burst sausage in a dress and feeling shit about themselves.

  9. that video where they keep pouring more shampoo on the lads head in the shower and he keeps trying to rinse his head but cant. i will never not find this funny!

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