Talking Shit #150

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit43 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

43 Comments on “Talking Shit #150”

  1. I think the peroxide biaitch downstairs had her noise pollution warning today. How do I know, Before another Rod Stewart evening she shouted ‘Little Bitch’ now either her cat is called lil bitch or she may if been talking to me :roflao:

  2. I see privately educated former hedge fund manager Nigel Farage is playing the ‘man of the people’ card again. Fighting the good fight against the elites of the establishment. And who’s paying to wank off Nige’s ego by funding his shiny new racist party? I’d bet most, if not all, of the money comes from a place quite a few miles to the east of the UK.

  3. “When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
    “What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh.
    “I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting TODAY?” said Piglet.
    Pooh nodded. “It’s the same thing,” he said.

  4. 8: Ma my teacher said the trees release oxygen and we inhale it because our bodies would die without it.. is this true?
    ME: Yea son your teachers right .. trees are really important to us
    8: So we inhale tree farts?
    ME: Emmmm kind of.

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