Talking Shit #153

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


50 Comments on “Talking Shit #153”

  1. Treasury confirms 1p and 2p coins are to stay, much to the annoyance of Theresa May who did her best to get rid of coppers entirely.

  2. Theresa May saying the local election results prove people want Brexit is like saying Red Nose Day is proof people want poverty in Africa.

  3. Plastic spoons should be long enough to reach the bottom of peanut butter jars. This is a very specific problem I have but an entire industry should change its standards.

  4. Gardeners world is on , Demis is playing , Knobhead is blotto , those two are out at swimming club and I’ve got a can of Gamma Ray in my hand . Life for the first time this week is ace .

  5. Have you ever met someone for the first time … and after you do you instantly want to buy them a toaster … for their bathtub??

    Asking for a friend.

  6. I’m wearing my hat because I am off to Beckenham soon. First piano concert this year so really looking forward to it. Definitely a tribute spot to my dear sadly missed friend David Bowie in his home town.

    I will be taking my hat off before the concert tonight. I will be very careful to remember where I put it whilst I’m playing… or maybe for safety I should leave it at home… on the piano?

  7. “The storm stood between us and the sun and hung its gauze curtain over the mountains and rumbled and muttered threats that could not be ignored. But it never came. It moved away down the mountains and in a little while the sun reappeared.”

    ~ Christopher Robin Milne

  8. A cash machine has just charged me £2 for a transaction but still told me to cover my PIN to prevent me from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me.

    Steve H. via e-mail.

  9. Happy Birthday to my wonderful son, Oscar. Ten years ago he was born. I remember it like it was yesterday but I have literally no idea what I was doing yesterday.

    I’m not saying I’m a bigger Star Wars fan than anyone else but I did wait for the fourth before pushing the human out. Did you?

  10. Don’t judge me … while I sit in the dark corner of my room eat a pint of ice cream in bed while watching sappy girl movies … I’m getting sick and I need a hug!

  11. My brother was joking around and added “the winning lotto ticket” to my parents grocery list on Alexa. My dad won $5,000.

    So now they will never win the mega millions. That was it.

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