Talking Shit #155

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit41 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

41 Comments on “Talking Shit #155”

  1. Someone in the airport just bought me a coffee because they only accepted cash! Thank you kind stranger! I’ll return the favour for another person! :heart:

  2. My cat stayed out all night last night and I wish I’d stuck a camera on her collar to see what she got up to. Catnip, cat fights and gangbangs I reckon.

  3. “Let’s frighten the dragons,” I said to Pooh.
    “That’s right,” said Pooh to Me.
    “I’m not afraid,” I said to Pooh, And I held his paw and I shouted, “Shoo! Silly old dragons!” – and off they flew.
    “I wasn’t afraid,” said Pooh, “I’m never afraid with you.”

  4. Uber Facts
    The farthest you can be from a McDonald’s in the contiguous United States is 107 miles.

    They don’t half have some funny laws in that America.

  5. What would happen if a daughter, granddaughter or sister of theirs got raped and pregnant? They’re just gonna sit back and let it happen? That’s not what family is, that’s just wrong.

  6. Not that I don’t value people’s opinion, but I think I might value it more if they’d let me finish what I’m saying before they start telling me I’m wrong.

  7. Is foreplay when my husband walks in the door after another work trip to a tropical location, farts, burps, and hands me all his dirty laundry? If it is then I guess we’re definitely having sex later.

  8. Bastard dog. Barked from 8 this morning as I’m working on our extension. Bit 2 hosepipes to bits . Bullied a dog in the park and dragged black mud through the living room !

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