Talking Shit #156

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Category: Open Day/Talking Shit52 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

52 Comments on “Talking Shit #156”

  1. mad the amount of men – and it’s always the men – on the internet with no pics of themselves chatting shit on girl’s selfies. It’s not her fault your wife won’t let you take her up the arse with your smelly tic tac dick is it?

  2. Been a busy few weeks for the Job Centre, let’s see what May and Jezza think of the dole, cunts!

    #JeremyKyle #TheresaMay #JamieOliver #DannyBaker #Cunts

  3. Omg! So here it is the penultimate show tonight, can’t wait to sit down and enjoy watching Gogglebox. Nothing better than when 9 o’clock comes! Hope everyone else enjoys watching too…

    Happy Friday!!

  4. If I leave my job i have to give 4 weeks notice. Theresa May needs to give 2. Fuck does that work? Unless she has a couple of weeks holidays. She’s just come back from Wales with that fucking drip of hers. One rule for one…

  5. I am dog sitting and I was in the basement doing laundry. The dog came down the stair peered around the corner to where I am and ran up the stairs crying. She wouldn’t come back down. And stayed crying. Moral of the story I’m in a haunted house.

  6. I remember The Jeremy Thorpe trial . My dad used to cough when the word homosexual was mentioned on the telly . By the time it was over he was nearly asthmatic !

  7. Archbishop of Canterbury
    ‏As Mrs May prepares to stand down from office over the coming months, this is a moment to pause and pray for her and her husband, Philip, whose support has been unwavering, and for all those around them working to ensure a smooth transition into new leadership.

    is this some kind of joke? where are your prayers for all the victims of her austerity measures and hostile environment policies? there’s people on their knees because of mrs may. there’s people who have died because of her government. the church is out of touch as ever.

  8. Omg I’ve just found a jet black hair underneath my cheekbone. If this is part of the ageing process it can fuck off. How much are flights for Dignitas?

  9. Loading up my cart to play golf, I had to take a minute to clean my shoes. They looked like an order of hash browns from Waffle House.

    Spattered, splattered and covered.

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