Talking Shit #172

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


57 Comments on “Talking Shit #172”

  1. Johnson visited a fish stall in Rotherham but didn’t get any for me. I’m sure he picked up a few bits for himself from the stall behind though… It sold tripe!

  2. What’s the dog etiquette about lady dogs on heat ? I just had to prise Mr Loverman off a French bulldog . I’m not paying maintenance .

    New Ferry dog show is on this weekend. Are jack Russell’s allowed ?

  3. Watched Fiddler On The Roof at the Playhouse Theatre tonight. Marvellous! The audience was rubbish though, coughing, paper rustling, phone pinging, and a bloke who delighted in singing along to all the songs and commenting on the action.

  4. I’m afraid I’m gonna have another seizure because I’m having The Seizure Headache… But it’s fine I’m surrounding myself with bags of marshmallows, eating as many as I can so if I fall it won’t really hurt…

  5. As David Cameron reveals juicy details about his forthcoming book in an attempt to boost sales, Waterstones confirms pre-orders have doubled, as they’ve just received a second one.

  6. Rolf report Sept 14

    My male human (the American one) had been away for ten days visiting his US family. He returned home yesterday & came to collect me from campus in the late afternoon. I had moments of pure joy seeing him again.

    Rolf x

  7. As they stumped along the path they didn’t say much to each other; but when they came to the stream, and had helped each other across the stepping-stones, and were able to walk side by side over the heather, they began to talk in a friendly way.

  8. I remember in March 2018. The film crew for the One Show came back for more filming. They filmed me with the scarecrows which I didn’t think were scary at all. My good friend Christine Walkden and Bake Off’s Nadya judged them. They chose the cat scarecrow because they said it looked a bit like me.

  9. Remember that time my local chippy tried to cheat on Just Eat? I’m sorry but I’ll always stay loyal to Just Eat bc I can order through an app where I don’t have to talk to people.

  10. Why is it that I have been unable to locate the source of a squeaking noise in my car for the last six months, yet last Tuesday when I farted on a bus, everybody
    immediately turned and looked at me?

    Singlebert Clit, via email.

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