Talking Shit #176

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


54 Comments on “Talking Shit #176”

  1. Sad after the passing of me little nan yesterday. She had dementia but she actually had a fall on Wednesday which caused a bleed on the brain and she died within 12 hrs so it was a shock. Also a nice big thanks to the Mings off the internet who wanna say nasty things to me while I had all this going on yesterday. I proper needed that like. Thanks.

    Anyway I’ve never lost anyone so close to me before so I’m struggling a lot but if I can give anyone a bit of advice it would be to always let the people you love know that you love them. Tell them every day, bc you never know when will be the last time you will get the chance.

  2. Today I went on a trip to the local reservoir. Absolutely loved swimming and it becomes a challenge to get me back out of the water – Bet I will sleep well tonight!

  3. Just took Knobhead out for a walk. He’s not been on his old walk for a year, so took him that way today . Little git remembered a Scottie dog on his hit list . Played it all cool , sneaked up on him , then it all kicked off . Like the good old days

  4. Signs of autumn – the reddening leaf, the chill in the early-morning air, the misty evenings. The summer has been splendid but it has lasted long enough. This morning I welcomed the chill in the air and viewed the falling leaves with cheerfulness.

  5. Rolf report Oct 11

    My favourite location to eat breakfast is Claudia’s office. Often my family will give me a bowl of food at home which I refuse but when I get to Claudia’s office she gives me a packet of the same food & I wolf it down as if I haven’t eaten for a week.

    Rolf x

  6. The shit us women have to go through to bring our children into the world and men, have the audacity to give us any cheek, an think they’re as important as us, just because they had an orgasm.

    1. Hope every man reading this goes to make a cup of tea that he’s proper craving and gets the biscuits ready on a plate an that, cup has it’s tea bag, sugar an hot water in an when he opens the fridge to pour the milk in he realises there’s none left!!

  7. I’m sure it’s me who’s the sick one but these two dogs are lolling round feeling sorry for themselves. I’m trying to be cosy and nap away this flu. These dogs do not give me a minute.

  8. I’m still feeling the effects from last nights viagra, I’ve just shit me Granada reports and she’s spending our holiday money on shite. Tramadol is the answer. Tra.

  9. DOROTHY UPDATE She is fine. Still sneezing a little bit but apart from that you wouldn’t know there was anything wrong. Her appetite is normal and her behaviour with me is ‘normal’. I mean, it’s normal for her. My human would like to thank you all for caring about her.

  10. Left our house at 3.04 , drove to Anfield via the Wallasey tunnel , picked the worktops for our kitchen , dropped my leader off near Dale St . Drove home via the Wallasey tunnel , brought the washing in , picked Tink up , dropped her at Swimming . Now I’m having a pint #phew

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