Talking Shit #180

Posted by Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc on
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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Davidd of Birko OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


54 Comments on “Talking Shit #180”

  1. Rolf report Nov 9

    I was having a lovely time hanging out with Claudia in her office in Economics until my inconsiderate family member arrived & tried to make me go home. I staged a sit down protest but she scooped me up & carried me to the car. I was soon happy again.

    Rolf x

  2. There seemed to be even more of his friends-and-relations about than usual this morning. Rabbit nodded to a hedgehog or two, said “Good morning, good morning,” importantly to some of the others, and “Ah, there you are,” kindly, to the smaller ones.

  3. A stray cat has walked through some freshly laid concrete at the back of our house overnight. It is for reasons exactly like this that we will never be a cat household and will always be a dog household.

  4. Last year my own mother didn’t wish me a Happy Birthday this year I’ve woken up to Kirsty singing Happy Birthday down the phone… my kid actually came in and hugged me and all you beautiful bastards have wished me a happy birthday. Thanks Moira’s crying x

  5. She just turned 15. Stares at you with those still bright eyes. Throw my toy! I do, knowing she just can’t catch it anymore. She wants to run like a pup, bound up and down the stairs, but her hips just don’t let her anymore and she falls.

    And it rips my fucking heart out.

  6. Why are 60/70 year old people who’ve grown up all their lives with the luxury of free education, free healthcare and bought their houses for about £30k suddenly fuming because we want the same for our kids? What’s that about like?

  7. In an incredible piece of luck . My leader has phoned and said she can’t close the kitchen window . I’ve had to leave the match early , shut the window and now I’m getting a warm off the gas hob whilst drinking a cup of Heinz tomato soup .

    #TRFC

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