Talking Shit #188

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


46 Comments on “Talking Shit #188”

  1. My nan just took 8 minutes to text “will meet you at the bus stop by Aldi” in that time I had a cup of tea, a long nap, wrote a book, had several children and found a cure for Ebola!

  2. Mr Brown says that this afternoon we all deserve a large slice of cake, as we’ve made it through the first week back after the Christmas holidays.

  3. I was having a nice nap earlier and do you know what woke me up? The smell of the cat having a massive shit. What’s even worse is my bedroom is in the bloody loft and the litter tray is downstairs – it was that potent :vomit:

  4. Rolf report 11 Jan

    I came home from campus on my own with a bald patch on my head. That means only one thing: an attack by the NTC (neighbourhood terror cat). I patrol acres of campus. The NTC patrols the lane between campus & my home. He ambushes me too often. I’m fine.

    Rolf x

  5. “Hello Eeyore,” said Christopher Robin. “How are you?”
    “It’s snowing still,” said Eeyore gloomily. “AND freezing.”
    “Is it?”
    “Yes,” said Eeyore. “However,” he said, brightening up a little, “we haven’t had an earthquake lately.”

  6. Cobweb jumped up on my naked lap this morning whilst I was sitting on the loo. His right front paw & right back leg were on my right leg, his left front paw on my left leg & his left back leg with claws extended went between my legs . I have used nearly a whole tube of Savlon!

  7. My human showed me and old film yesterday. It was not long after I’d arrived at the allotments and I’d noticed there were other cats around. I found out that this one was called Dorothy. I wanted to play with her, but she had other ideas. Nothing much has changed.

  8. Let’s just hope Tranmere haven’t got both eyes on the cup today . Southend want putting to the sword this afternoon. I want ruthless efficiency and no mercy whatsoever.

    Or a disputed one nil win in the 96th minute . I’m not fussy.

  9. Despite constant neglect, my amaryllis/triffid continues to thrive. The second giant stem is on its way skywards. My humans don’t know what to do. Should they remove the first flower head that is fading? All advice welcome.

    Rolf x

  10. My alarm goes off through the week and it’s like waking a dead body up, I press snooze with actual tears in me eyes but on a Saturday, me eyeballs ping open before my alarm normally goes off, it’s not a body clock it’s just pure cruelty.

  11. Guy I went on a date with last night brought me a HDMI cable because he remembered me complaining about watching Netflix on my laptop & wanting to connect it to my tv & I’m crying over a skinny runt who ghosted me cuz he got so drunk he puked on our date.

    What is wrong with me?

  12. My fucking ma calls me ‘daughter’ and I swear down it angers me from the pit of my stomach like why did you give me a name if you’re gona call me daughter fuck sake ma.

  13. I’ve never felt heartache like this. Losing my 13yr old dog yesterday is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to go through, I feel fucking numb and wish this pain would stop!

  14. I’m trying something where I be nice to everybody, and so far it’s going ok and I’m sorry if I’ve ever been mean to you but you was probably mean first so you should work on that too!

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