Talking Shit #193

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


65 Comments on “Talking Shit #193”

  1. My eldest got her school report today and she got ‘outstanding’ in PE. FUCKING PE? I never got any marks for PE cos I always had a forged note off my ma saying I had my period every week. Spent most of it behind the bikesheds smoking.

  2. So, you are defo not going to get a valentine’s if you go round itching your minge all day and only changing your skids once a week. #justsayin

    In other news the hairy Harry got me a card to which I was most pleased, surprised he didn’t eat it :roflao:

  3. My human and I are very sad to hear that a kind human has passed away. He is Cllr. Keith Linnecor and he came to visit me last year. He loves cats and spent a lot of time making a fuss of me. He worked very hard for the humans in his area. He will be sadly missed.

  4. remember when you could swear freely on twitter and abuse tory nonces day in day out without getting a ban…

    i say abuse but i mean “advise where they are mistaken” obviously.

  5. Rolf report 15 Feb

    My American human works from home so when I’m not patrolling campus I spend many hours keeping him company in the home office. He has adapted the spare office chair into a perfect sleeping pad for me, complete with feather cushion & velour blanket.

    Rolf x

  6. “Every day she bought something nourishing, like chocolates, and put them in her special box. Tomorrow she was going away. That was when she would open her box, because she would be feeling lonely. It was wonderful how unlonely chocolate made you.”

  7. Bury go bust , Bolton deducted points , Southend in a dreadful pickle and Man City relagated to the Conference North . Only Tranmere could get themselves relegated this season!!

  8. How do these severe storms get their names? I have a friend called Dennis who is the most gentle & kind person you could meet so doesn’t deserve this current storm to be given his name. I think I should be allowed to name the next few storms. I have some tremendous candidates!

  9. Twice now, Tink has been going on a sleepy over, my trophy wife has requested we go out Saturday night. A local away game has been rained off. It’s like I wish for it to happen?

  10. I hate to be a grass but Soosan said my North End Chinese place was nicer than any up her way particularly the hot & sour soup and she even liked the prawn toast. Soooo…

  11. I’d like to think the suicide of Caroline Flack might change something for the better.

    It won’t.

    The public demand their bread and circuses, and the gladiators who enter the ring do so willingly.

    Fame always comes at tremendous cost.

  12. Just woke up from a nap to discover the same accounts who’ve been ripping that Caroline Flack to death for weeks for likes online are now all crying about how sad it is now she’s dead for likes online. This generation!

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