Talking Shit #198

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Category: Open Day/Talking Shit73 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

73 Comments on “Talking Shit #198”

  1. An elderly neighbout just told me they had self-isolated for an hour and then went to Tesco to get the shopping. I had to explain what it means bless.

  2. “Don’t go to the pub”
    “Don’t go to the cinema”
    “Don’t meet up with your friends”

    Boris Johnson is sounding like the wife!!

  3. Quarantine

    Pro: I don’t fit in my pre-pregnancy clothes yet and I won’t feel pressure to wear pants with a button

    Con: I probably still won’t fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes when this is all over because I sit home and snack all day

  4. Catching up on Eastenders and I can’t believe they’re not following guide lines! It’s like they just don’t care, Dot is like 102 she’s a gonna if she gets it, all in the Albert like nothing is happening absolutely disgusting.

  5. Normally swipe left on fitties with big muscles, because I think they’re too good for me, and will drag me the gym, but now im like machine gun kelly swiping right on everyone cos im only after a pen pal who I can catfish to fuck!!

  6. Boris may as well cancel those press conferences cos there’s no need. Facebook is just chock full of fucking experts. Most of them seemingly ingesting enormous quantities of LSD judging by the extreme ignorance.

  7. Me just want to say me available for phone call if you need cookie break. We can catch up on latest chocolate chippie news, and me spill all the Sesame tea. Me think you got me number in your contacts…

  8. don’t mean to be a killjoy but it’s not the time to spend the last time in the pub with your mates tonight before shutdown having a “corona party”. grow up & stop being a selfish tit.

  9. Rolf report 21 March

    As my family is following the Covid-19 advice, like millions of others, they’re mostly staying indoors now. My American human is keeping our spirits up by encouraging me to do my death-defying party tricks. I mostly go along with him to humour him.

    Rolf x

  10. It was a fine morning in the Forest. Little soft clouds played happily in a blue sky, skipping from time to time in front of the sun as if they had come to put it out, and then sliding away suddenly so that the next might have its turn.

  11. Tails are such funny things, aren’t they? Mine is so long and thin and ET’s is short and wide. When humans see ET the first thing they notice is her tail, they say it is “spectacular”, whatever that means. I have to admit that it is very beautiful.

  12. So glad I don’t live in an apartment block. Won’t be long before everyone starts with the singing and getting their kids recorders out of the toy box. I’d be jumping off…

    What a fucking year this week has been!

  13. Which bit of Britannia Hotels savage disposal of staff was “administrative error”? Drafting the letters? Printing them? Signing them? Delivering them? Refusing their appeal against losing livelihood and homes?

    Nope. Being called out? That’ll be it.

  14. This might be the time to remember all the words in the dictionary for snuggling or hiding under the covers. Such as croozling, snerdling, snoodging, snuzzling, neezling – and, of course, hurkle-durkling.

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