Talking Shit #207

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

63 Comments on “Talking Shit #207”

  1. Knobhead got £8 bag of dog treats , which he jumped onto Nanny Auds kitchen worktop and scoffed. Going to need some extra poo bags this evening.

  2. How long following a really big five course dinner, with accompanying wines, should you leave it before engaging in vigorous exercise? It’s just short of seven years now, but I don’t want to be hasty.

  3. My trophy wife has been to Costco today for the first time in three months . I’ve honestly never seen her any happier and I’m including our honeymoon night.

  4. I think it’s high time Jamie Redknapp picked up the phone to tell me he’s cooked my tea & run a hot bath for two. The cheek, he’s ignored me for long enough now.

  5. Love buying stuff online… bought a heat proof mat for my fire pit to stand on today, so it doesn’t burn the grass and it’s melted. Quality! xoxo

  6. My humans put my GPS tracker collar back on me tonight when they took me on my daily leash walk to campus. It’s the first time I’ve worn my tracker in eight weeks. They are getting ready to let me go to campus again on my own soon.

    Rolf x

  7. It’s not hard to find Conservative politicians criticising those who have broken lockdown rules. I suspect it will be harder to find any willing to criticise their colleague Dominic Cummings for doing the same, but hope to be proven wrong…

  8. I told my human that this film is not interesting. It’s just about cats sleeping in a greenhouse and then a little Dumpling waking up and being stroked. Of course, my human disagreed. I wish I was able to film things, I think they’d be better than this.

  9. There were many golden Saturdays where we would picnic. I remember particularly a day in Highgate Woods – if you had been there, you would have seen two little boys very content, lying one each side of a large stone slab, racing caterpillars.

  10. Rolf’s lockdown diary 23 May

    My American human (who knows about economics) says we’re in “fat tail” times where extreme, unpredictable events happen. I also live in a “fat tail” world. Mine occurs when I see things that excite me (like squirrels) or scare me (like dogs).

    Rolf x

  11. There have been quite a few incidents in the Tory party over the last few years which would have in previous times ended up in resignations etc. Difference is now they just batten down and do what they want. Cummings won’t go and there’s nothing we can do about it. The depressing thing is, they have such a hold and control on the media and this country is full of idiotic servile mings who don’t think to question anything. I can’t see them not being in government for the foreseeable future. we’re stuck with the noncey bastids.

    Anyway! Happy Saturday everyone xxx

  12. Premier League clubs vote on whether to return to full contact training next week. Who gets to make the decision which way clubs vote? Do the players have a say? Just curious.

  13. Matt Hancock looks like he goes abducting prostitutes of a weekend. Lashing them in his boot and dismembering their bodies with a chainsaw, but keeping their heads in his mums deep freeze. I just get that vibe yeno.

    Maybe I watch too many serial killer documentaries.

  14. It’s weird how 2 hours at work, when it’s really slow, feels like 4 hours, but 2 hours of sitting and doing nothing at home feels like 20 minutes.

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