Talking Shit #212

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


73 Comments on “Talking Shit #212”

  1. My little boy told me last night that he thinks Donald Trump looks like a burnt croissant, and I can’t stop thinking about that… or laughing.

  2. Went through my kids phone, as I always do every so often, and she’s taken videos of herself crying and i went why the fuck did you take them vids ye weirdo? She says yea see how weird I am when someone memes me and I end up a rich bitch. Seriously, she’s a dud x

  3. Bob Dylan’s 39th album Rough And Rowdy Ways makes UK chart history. He has become the oldest artist to reach number one in the UK charts with an album of new material.

  4. Bears give birth mid-hibernation and sleep through the first months of their cub’s life. But yeah, let’s keep telling ourselves that we’re the smartest creature in the animal kingdom.

  5. I’m out of breath cos I built a bedside table, then took every bulb out me ceiling looking for one to fit me new lamp. Hope me kid isn’t afraid of the dark!

  6. Omg until lockdown I’d never watched Googlebox? HOW? I was a Gogglebox snob… ooooh how is watching people watching tv good? Must be shite… WELL IT IS FAB AND I WAS WRONG!!

  7. Sadly, it’s always the birds who none stop post, about how much they love their fellas and how happy they are, that are ones who are being cheated on. A lot.

  8. Watching Glastonbury with Beyoncé and Kylie…

    Do you prefer Beyoncé or Kylie?
    I’m not saying as you will kick off
    No I won’t
    Ok Kylie
    Oh I see small and blonde like your ex .
    You’re big and blond darling

    Why did I say big?

    …wanders off to kip in the garage!

  9. Liver Building on fire after stray fireworks seen crashing into historic landmark. Huge crowds are still gathered in the area despite pleas for them to go home and leave the city centre.

  10. Every time I ask my daughter to do something she briefly considers climbing out the window and starting a new life in the plastic play set in our backyard.

  11. Barbara and I managed to find a bit of shade under a sage plant. It smelled so good, almost as good as Nip. It’s been so hot here but my human says it might rain today. Barb and I don’t mind the rain, we soon dry off in the nice warm greenhouse.

  12. The sun had come back over the Forest and all the streams were tinkling happily. In the warmth and quiet the cuckoo was trying over his voice carefully, and the wood-pigeons were complaining gently to themselves in their lazy comfortable way.

  13. Rolf report 27 June

    I had a quick patrol of campus, but it was too hot, even for a warrior like me. So I walked home & positioned myself under the desk for an icy blast from the tower fan. My American human makes my English human laugh talking about home air conditioning.

    Rolf x

  14. Oh no! It’s Caturday, my day off and I’ve found a great sun puddle with a shady veranda for when it gets too hot but now it’s starting to rain! Have a nice day friends stay safe and take care. :paws:

  15. 6 is insisting I play Mario-something-or-other with him & he’s absolutely rubbish at it. We’ve died 25 times in under a minute. This is the least fun I’ve ever had. Ever. Ever. Ever.

  16. Just moved onto a new estate an theres 3 window cleaners knockin on trying to get work, am sat here waiting for it to go off. Sinbads not here yet thou, wonder if his rounds gone to shit?

  17. I was with my kids dad for 14 years from the age of 19 so I have absolutely no idea how to be single. But I’m learning. Here is what I’ve learned so far

    1. Men ain’t shit.

    That’s it. That’s my findings.

    1. His face is all over social media and the Echo so it wouldn’t be hard to find him if they wanted to but can’t find anything about him being arrested.

  18. Random things that fly through my mind worry me yeno, just little passing thoughts, like shall I spit on him, or shall I give the kids some cat treats… obviously never act on the thoughts but they’re still alarming!

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