Talking Shit #217

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


49 Comments on “Talking Shit #217”

  1. People in Greater Manchester only have themselves to blame for the lockdown. They didn’t follow our clear guidance on going to work but staying at home, masks being a waste of time but compulsory and quarantine being pointless until it’s essential.

  2. Well the interview for new member of staff went well. Didn’t need the casting couch. Another pigeon racer on the books, good for weather forecasts if nothing else.

  3. Laying Indian stone on our patio tomorrow. For three thousand years Bengali stone masons have laid it in a certain pattern passed down through the generations, from father to son. My leader however has her own pattern.

  4. just been the “laundry room” on the campsite with my ma and we did a big load of washing but it was like an adventure bc we are both pissed x

  5. The cream bedroom curtains my leader has put up are most definitely gold. It’s going to be like waking up during the interval of Aladdin at the The London Palladium!

  6. Rolf report 1 August

    My English human had an important online meeting (no meowing allowed) so my American human “borstalised” me (locked me in the bedroom). I amused him with my “flying cat” sleeping style. Sleep is a higher priority for me than a stupid meeting anyway.

    Rolf x

  7. Six brown cows walk down to drink
    Splash goes the first as he comes to the brink
    Swish go the tails of the five who follow
    Twelve brown cows bend drinking there
    Six from the water and six from the air
    Up and down the river darts a blue-black swallow.

  8. The new picnic tables have quickly become my favourite place to relax. I don’t know what’s going to happen if any humans want to use them for a picnic though. I suppose I could look after the food for them and keep the insects off.

  9. On 23 March, when we asked people to start shielding, there were 42 deaths. It’s OK to stop shielding from today, now that we’ve got the death rate down to 120 and the number of infections is the highest since June.

  10. Using highly sophisticated means, a licked paw in the wind, tail swishing and whisker technology I can predict the middle bit of England will see scattered sun puddles, a few drops of wet stuff and a light ruffling of the floof this Caturday.

  11. Imagine you’re a dad about 40 years old and you come on twitter to complain how a millionaire footballer, who acquired most of his wealth from another club, spends his money. Why are you all even arsed? He plays for everton we are fucking shitter than bootle fc, he deserves it.

  12. A quick tour around the UK this afternoon and whilst there’s some sunshine there’s a few fuckin’ heavy showers too, especially for the bastard Midlands, N Ireland and NE England.

  13. Group of lads come to check in today and I ask for all their no’s for track and trace. One gobby one “I’ve not got a phone so I’ll have to give my lasses no” — 5 mins later comes back to desk “I’ve locked my phone in my safe by accident.”

  14. My dad pulled a funny prank on us when we were little. He didn’t tell the kids he was going out of town for work, then several hours before his flight when we weren’t behaving he pulled out his suitcase, casually said “I’ve had enough,” walked out the door and hopped in a cab.

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