Talking Shit #224

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


56 Comments on “Talking Shit #224”

  1. My kid goes today, “mum, we can’t even pick up like, balloons and stuff up off the floor and give them a little wash and play with them no more cos of covid can we?” And I was just like, what?

  2. How’s this for a coincidence?! My grandpa moved into a nursing home today. A resident there is from his little hometown in Ireland! She was the town slut and my Nana is furious he’s forbidden to talk to her and Nana’s looking for a new place for him!

  3. After my human picks the Nip she strips the leaves off and puts them in a tray. I thought it would help to stop the wind blowing them around if I lay on top of them. I like to be helpful and I think my human appreciated it. What do you think? Did she?

  4. “One can’t complain,” said Eeyore. “I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’ The Social Round. Always something going on.”

  5. Due to increased government restrictions from Monday, the TMB will be introducing Track and Trace for all visitors to our online shop.
    We do not anticipate this will cause any inconvenience as we only get three a month.

  6. Rolf report 19 Sept

    Prior to lockdown, when I visited my campus mom Dr Claudia in the Economics Department, I always hovered above the area (a drawer) where she kept my cat food. Now that I visit Claudia at her home, I do the same. You’d think that my family never fed me.

    Rolf x

  7. I have a lot to catch up on this weekend as I need to keep the whole week ahead free to work on a project that’s certainly a bit different. It’s great to still be busy even though the pandemic has wrecked the entertainment business all round.

  8. Right. And hear me out here. Just been the shop there, and why do I feel like I’m a hero when I put my mask on. Like I’ve just liberated The Islas Malvinas on my own. Then rip it off like Simon Weston’s face

  9. Priti Patel plans to fly at least 1,000 migrants who crossed the Channel into UK back to Italy, Germany and France every week…

    Wouldn’t it be more cost-effective to stop them coming in the first place?

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