Talking Shit #225

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

61 Comments on “Talking Shit #225”

    1. On the old Jammy Toast we used to filter everyone’s avatars to display in black & white to match the theme and because teddy bears cannot see in colour. When we changed to this old fashioned scheme we filtered all the avatars to sepia to match. The only problem there was that it distorted some people’s colours and they looked sickly in their avatars.

      So now we don’t touch them at all, they remain how people set them up.

  1. I am not a horrible person. I feel bad about my bald crusade after someone did actually say to me the other day “how would you feel if all your hair fell out and you had to look at your tweets?” And I did feel bad like.

  2. If I survive 2020 I’m going to put all my resources into training felines to make a dramatic reproduction of the events of this year.

    I’m going to call it CATastrophe.

  3. That Tesco & Morrisons have had to effectively ration certain products again, should tell you that we as a nation learn nothing & a sizeable proportion of us make it difficult to see why we’re even worth saving.

    These arseholes make me ashamed to be British.

  4. Just asked my kids if they can go where ever they want tommorow where do they want to go? The 6 years old wants to go to America n the 3 year old wants to go Primark. Coin toss in the morning then.

  5. there was a lad in my school who used to vomit on people at will if they pissed him off. i often wonder what he’s up to now. all youd hear was retching followed by “LAD DONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!”

  6. Another Nothing Happening film. ET is happy to wobble around the plot, checking that everything is alright. I sometimes wonder if she knows she is a bit different to the rest of us cats. It makes no difference to us, we all love her and her wobbliness anyway.

  7. “What I like doing best is Nothing,” said Christopher Robin. “It’s when people call out to you, ‘What are you going to do?’ and you say ‘Oh, Nothing,’ and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.”

  8. Right I’m off to concrete a shed base because I’ve nothing else to do. Should of been punting in Cambridge with Eric and the Assisted Suicide Squad, dressed like a shop window dummy in John Simons window, flirting outrageously with local nans and quaffing IPA in style.

  9. Rolf report 26 Sept

    As the new students arrive on campus, the humans are spreading my mantra “sniff & scratch”. It means that if you meet me on campus & want to interact with me, put out your hand so I can sniff you, then give me a little scratch by my ears. I love that.

    Rolf x

  10. Matt Hancock has told us to avoid casual sex and stick to ‘established’ partners. He can piss right off with that ridiculous, unrealistic rules.

    Phew, it’s OK. Dominic Cummings just reminded me that these rules don’t apply to us.

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