Talking Shit #227

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

61 Comments on “Talking Shit #227”

  1. If you’ve got kids and you’ve never locked yourself in the bathroom to get away from them, we can’t be friends…

    I’m in the bog now someone send me emergency gin plz

  2. I can see a situation whereby when the next round of ‘normal’ televised fixtures are released, they’ll be games involving shite teams. And the games involving the teams that pull in the biggest viewing figures will suddenly end up being the PPV games.

    Nailed on. Disgusting.

  3. I might do that Stoptober thing? Seen as the alehouse will be shut on Monday, it’s too cold to drink Frosty Jack in the park and we are nearly half way through October.

  4. I’ve been washing the same clothes for 2 weeks every time I remember the washers full the cloths smell damp hahha bring back nanny pearl or dot cotton.

  5. “Ye fuckin likkle muppet” f*ckin hate Mancs yeno bird havin beef with a lad there on a video an hes just whipped a blade out an swiped her thumb clean off!

  6. Digging through the attic for Halloween decorations, and now if you need me this weekend, I’ll be reading the complete spiral-bound journals of Amy Dillon, ca. 1996-1998.

  7. Rolf report 10 Oct

    I love to relax by perching above the door. I use the coat hook as a stabilising foot rest, my tail as a counterbalance & the top rail as a handy chin rub. Whilst dozing up here I can keep one eye on my domains to spy sudden dangers. It’s a good life.

    Rolf x

  8. Barbara’s favourite games is where he likes to chase me but I pretend I haven’t seen him. I don’t mind, he’s only young and he thinks it’s funny. He sometimes does silly things like running part of the way up a tree and then jumping down. My human says it takes all sorts.

  9. Rained off this morning. Luckily my Trophy wife has a list of jobs as long as your arm to keep me entertained. Passionate love making must be on another spreadsheet though?

  10. Last night my 5yr old son was crying because the shadow man was looking at him from his wardrobe. I opened the wardrobe & showed him there was no one in there. I tucked him in, kissed his forehead & said “The shadow man lives under your bed, you silly sausage”


  11. Some bird on fb breeding pugs by the minute and I’ve been waiting on my only messing papers for 7 months, (not knowing she wasnt legit) she keeps making the worst excuses instead of just saying look there isn’t any. Fucking poor pug ma will have a Fanny like vending machine.

  12. I have been playing some great cassettes in the car, but as they are so old, when a side comes to an end, instead of reversing, the tape comes off the spool. I’m so useless at taking things apart so am not sure of my next move!

  13. Got my water bill today – £400.

    Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with water for £5 a month…

    Think I’ll be changing my supplier!

  14. Honestly the most annoying thing ever having to isolate when there’s fuck all wrong with ye, &ur mates r asking u to come out. Can’t bare missing out but be assed gettin a fine 2 days before this ends hahahahaha once again Boris Johnson should pass away the fat mess.

  15. Tranmere game has started and we are already losing 1-0 after only a couple of minutes. The Tranmere team is depleted due to the Rona!!

  16. All the Facebook ma’s uploading their alder hey pjs is it? You were all spitting at nurses, ordering bouncy castles and swigging cans of strongbow outside the place not long ago!

  17. Next week I will be introducing a three-tier traffic light system for lockdowns:

    Green: Relax, you live in the South East
    Amber: Careful now, this is The Midlands
    Red: Get back in the house you plague-infested Northerner!

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