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Happy Friday Toasters!!
Hope you all have a lovely weekend!
Right. Weekend. Let’s get drunk.
Please don’t be sad because we didn’t win, let’s look at this positively. Scotland is far bigger than Stourbridge – it’s Station footfall is 10 times greater than ours. Even the Fat Controller was happy we beat London Kings Cross and Huddersfield who are much bigger than us. I have won a lot of hearts made a lot of new friends, what more could a cat ask for?
Thank you so much everybody!
Best thing Ive seen all week. “Boris is a nonce” written on the side of a bus going to Gotham City.
#OnlyInLiverpool
My underwear smells like piss!
Happy Friday to everyone except the people who’s gyms are open!!
Hey Everyone Dogging Is Trending Just As Am Taking Luna Out For A Walk..
aaHooHoH HoOAaOh oaoHaGO AAAHo HHhHhaAH!!!
Bring back the normal normal Friday nights in Newcastle where my job was checking in a full hotel of drunks/stag dos/football fans.
…at least I’ve got plenty of choice of rooms to sleep in I suppose.
It’s mid October why are there fireworks already.
Do you know how at peace I am when me mum and dad r out of ours!
Literally just stormed through the door and ruined me vibe. Piss off!
Batman’s been in Liverpool 5 minutes and he’s already goin’ the shops in his gaff coat.
No winner winner chicken dinner – but I did have a silver pouch of happiness…
Want To Go Out Fed Up Of This Isolating… Whos Havin A House Party?
gonna mute the word “ick” soon its getting on my nerves now!
Be careful it might cancel out the word “dick” too.
Fucking hate auto correct on phones me. Just accidentally messaged one of the lads seeing if he wanted shagging tonight. I meant to say tomorrow.
Surprised Tears For Fears haven’t re-released It’s A Mad World…
Do you think cunts know that they’re cunts. Bc I don’t think they do. The cunts.
My sister went vegan a year or so ago and she’s still fuming about me calling her a carrot nonce when I first found out.
20 years ago today I started my first proper job.
20. Years. Ago.
FUCK.
Dave, how’d you go about getting a gig in The Feathers?
In 1665, the University of Cambridge closed due to the Bubonic Plague and Isaac Newton had to work from home. During his time in lockdown he developed calculus, the theory of gravity and his 3 laws of motion. My routine of watching Tipping Point and eating Pringles seems like a wasted opportunity on reflection.
Siggy, Pudsey.
Night night sweet dreamies all – I wholeheartedly thank you all for your votes, support and the love that you’ve shown to me here this week it is really appreciated thank you
Aww well done George and all your colleagues, we still think you’re the best. My human has past through your station many a time, she’ll look out for you next time and slip you a couple of my Dreamies x
I often get sad over mates I’m no longer friends with but then I remember they are horrible two faced ratty little bitxhes and I don’t feel sad anymore!
So I think I finally found my hero on insta. He is the robin hood of weed!! Setting up shop and giving weed away whilst also writing a book of advice on how to deal with the law. I vote for him as the next PM.
My child won’t go to sleep, she’s got the cat shut in her room and books all over the place. I said what are you doing with the cat. She said “I’m trying to do Mimi’s homework but she won’t do it and she bit me”.
Why me god?
oaa ohhhho ahh hhaoha ooho ahhao hhoa
Not even messing this Boris is gunna send me jail because if I see him I’ve gotta put hands on him he’s crossed the line!
You know what… if you know you’re gonna say “No, I don’t want to see you again” on First Dates why would you want them to go first and totally embarrass themselves? Makes me cringe so much every fucking time!
Petition · Independence for a Republic of Liverpool · https://t.co/nEDMm5aPPn?amp=1
Rolf report 17 Oct
My humans are trying to train me so I’ll walk home from campus by a back route where there are very few cars. Training involves patiently walking me to campus this way each day. Except that I prefer shoulder rides to walking. It’s still training though.
Rolf x
I have work early in the morning so I’m going to bed now. Y’all keep it down, now. Gnight
Woke at 12am . Fell back asleep and woke at 1am thanks to my dickhead neighbour above me having a hippopotamus party. Enjoy the cocaine cos come a couple hrs il be blasting me music just to say thanks for having me up ALL night. Soon as I know your in bed I’m waking ya up!
I am sooooo tried this morning…
Mostly fuckin’ dry but often cloudy today. There’ll be a few fuckin’ sunny spells but equally the odd spot of fuckin’ rain.
You know the humans who often take photos of me – Sammy and Andy? Well, they have brought some chickens to live at the allotments. I went to visit them but didn’t go too close because they are young and I didn’t want to scare them. They sang their special song to me.
Up the reds!!
when your phone goes off at stupid o clock in the morning & to be quite honest you’d rather set yourself on fire than answer it, but it’s rang 6 times now and someone might be dead…
Scouse Dave, that.
FAWLTY TOWERS:
Basil Fawlty: “I’m fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don’t you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat’s maze of yours?”
Me: “Sometimes I do actually talk to myself”
Me: “OMG, so do I”
Me: “I’m funny”
Me “Twat”
Morning to everyone except Blues today.
I got up and brought a huge coffee back to bed. Kel got up and returned with her huge squeaky sprout. Some small joys in this cruel world: my new mug is the perfect size for the coffee I require first thing, Kel and I are off to the park, and tomorrow morning she is allowed a full ten minutes off lead.
Never seen kopites so threatened in all my life ye love to see it!
This is my first pandemic and I don’t think I’ll do another one. It’s not for me.
The name of the Paris head chopper is Abdoulakh Anzorov, a Russian Chechen, born in Moscow.
It seems a Fatwa was issued against the teacher he beheaded by a member of the Council of Imams in France.
All hell will break loose if true.
Coffee does not stunt your growth.
oaaaaaoh oao ooaoooaogo ohooooo
Saturday’s the day we play the game.
Happy Caturday friends, it’s quiet today. I like the quiet weekends, I catch up on some snoozing & visit my friends nearby. I watch the world go by through the window & I might even have a little roll about outside if the sun stays out.
And a special Happy Caturday to our new friend, George
Right The News Is Shite So Here Is My Version Of The News…
We Still Have Covid So More People Are Going Dogging.. People Are Still Calling Each Other Gammons && Snowflakes.. Strictly Starts Tonight.. Next Weekend We Change The Clocks Back..
And Now The Weather…
It’s Fuckin’ Baltic!!
She might think that I’ve forgotten her don’t tell her it isn’t so.
Banksy claims Nottingham hula-hooping girl artwork.
Hahaha Pickford is absolute brainless dog shit isn’t he?
Fucking Stevie Wonder on VAR.
I just want to live in a world where football doesn’t exist!
Ref lost the plot there!!
oooohhoho hoaooh hoohooah hoaooo
Klopp abar to cry his eyes out here the specky muppet.
My teen screamed and threw her laptop across the room at me, when I asked her how remote school was going, so I guess I’m really rocking this pandemic parenting thing.
Life is too short not to play music in your bathroom while taking a shower.
Cmon toffeessss one more goal.
Oh as it finished? Hahahahah I’ll get back in the kitchen!
I triple dog dare you to believe your best days are still ahead of you.