Talking Shit #228

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

71 Comments on “Talking Shit #228”

  1. Please don’t be sad because we didn’t win, let’s look at this positively. Scotland is far bigger than Stourbridge – it’s Station footfall is 10 times greater than ours. Even the Fat Controller was happy we beat London Kings Cross and Huddersfield who are much bigger than us. I have won a lot of hearts made a lot of new friends, what more could a cat ask for?

    Thank you so much everybody!

  2. Bring back the normal normal Friday nights in Newcastle where my job was checking in a full hotel of drunks/stag dos/football fans.

    …at least I’ve got plenty of choice of rooms to sleep in I suppose.

  3. In 1665, the University of Cambridge closed due to the Bubonic Plague and Isaac Newton had to work from home. During his time in lockdown he developed calculus, the theory of gravity and his 3 laws of motion. My routine of watching Tipping Point and eating Pringles seems like a wasted opportunity on reflection.

    Siggy, Pudsey.

  4. Night night sweet dreamies all – I wholeheartedly thank you all for your votes, support and the love that you’ve shown to me here this week it is really appreciated thank you :paws:

    1. Aww well done George and all your colleagues, we still think you’re the best. My human has past through your station many a time, she’ll look out for you next time and slip you a couple of my Dreamies x

  5. So I think I finally found my hero on insta. He is the robin hood of weed!! Setting up shop and giving weed away whilst also writing a book of advice on how to deal with the law. I vote for him as the next PM.

  6. My child won’t go to sleep, she’s got the cat shut in her room and books all over the place. I said what are you doing with the cat. She said “I’m trying to do Mimi’s homework but she won’t do it and she bit me”.

    Why me god?

  7. You know what… if you know you’re gonna say “No, I don’t want to see you again” on First Dates why would you want them to go first and totally embarrass themselves? Makes me cringe so much every fucking time!

  8. Rolf report 17 Oct

    My humans are trying to train me so I’ll walk home from campus by a back route where there are very few cars. Training involves patiently walking me to campus this way each day. Except that I prefer shoulder rides to walking. It’s still training though.

    Rolf x

  9. Woke at 12am . Fell back asleep and woke at 1am thanks to my dickhead neighbour above me having a hippopotamus party. Enjoy the cocaine cos come a couple hrs il be blasting me music just to say thanks for having me up ALL night. Soon as I know your in bed I’m waking ya up!

  10. You know the humans who often take photos of me – Sammy and Andy? Well, they have brought some chickens to live at the allotments. I went to visit them but didn’t go too close because they are young and I didn’t want to scare them. They sang their special song to me.

  11. when your phone goes off at stupid o clock in the morning & to be quite honest you’d rather set yourself on fire than answer it, but it’s rang 6 times now and someone might be dead…


    Basil Fawlty: “I’m fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don’t you syringe the donuts out of your ear and get some sense into the dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat’s maze of yours?”

  13. I got up and brought a huge coffee back to bed. Kel got up and returned with her huge squeaky sprout. Some small joys in this cruel world: my new mug is the perfect size for the coffee I require first thing, Kel and I are off to the park, and tomorrow morning she is allowed a full ten minutes off lead.

  14. The name of the Paris head chopper is Abdoulakh Anzorov, a Russian Chechen, born in Moscow.

    It seems a Fatwa was issued against the teacher he beheaded by a member of the Council of Imams in France.

    All hell will break loose if true.

  15. Happy Caturday friends, it’s quiet today. I like the quiet weekends, I catch up on some snoozing & visit my friends nearby. I watch the world go by through the window & I might even have a little roll about outside if the sun stays out.

  16. Right The News Is Shite So Here Is My Version Of The News…

    We Still Have Covid So More People Are Going Dogging.. People Are Still Calling Each Other Gammons && Snowflakes.. Strictly Starts Tonight.. Next Weekend We Change The Clocks Back..

    And Now The Weather…

    It’s Fuckin’ Baltic!!

  17. My teen screamed and threw her laptop across the room at me, when I asked her how remote school was going, so I guess I’m really rocking this pandemic parenting thing.

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