Talking Shit #230

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

63 Comments on “Talking Shit #230”

  1. The Fat Controller has asked me to refrain from cleaning my undercarriage whilst on duty at the window position in case it’s deemed that I am setting a precedent for other members of staff to undertake the same.

  2. My internet has been down for a week so I’ve been living in the stone age, which reminded me I missed Davidd’s birthday. Drat! Happy belated birthday, Mr. Bearkeeper!

        1. There is no such thing on WordPress as a moderator, that is just one of the roles that an Admin performs. I am an Admin, but so is Andreaa. Anything I do she can undo and vice-versa… or at least she could if she knew how!! :roflao: :roflao: :roflao:

  3. Do they not realise that “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow” translated into Hooman speak is: Excuse me my good fellow it would seem that ones evening meal is now required and I would like to peruse the menu?

  4. Thought some greedy bastards had been buying up all the bog roll again to stockpile, turns out the local kids have nabbed it all to chuck over people’s houses.


  5. Is it selfish to be a bit let down when someone messages purely to have a moan but doesn’t ever ask how you are? I’m happy to be a sounding board and grateful that they come to me when they’re upset but at the same time… idk it would be nice if it was a two way thing.

  6. If he puts us in national lockdown again but keeps the the schools open, I hope lpool council will scrap school attendance policy so you can keep your kids at home if you want to, no pressure…

  7. I’m trying not to raise my hopes too much but my little Dorothy Dumpling is being kind to me these days. Yesterday we enjoyed some Dreamies together – she got really close to me! Why are they called ‘Dreamies’? Is it because they make me dream about my dream-girl?

  8. Winnie-the-Pooh woke up suddenly in the middle of the night and listened. He heard the noise again. “Is that you, Piglet?” he said. But it wasn’t. “Come in, Christopher Robin,” he said. But the noise went on.
    “Worraworraworraworraworra,” said Whatever-it-was.

  9. Rolf report 31 Oct

    My family tried to organise a Halloween photo shoot with me so they customised some bat wings with glitter & found some Halloween props in the shed. Of course, being me I would not stay still so they had to follow me around. I’m the world’s worst model.

    Rolf x

  10. So I don’t set the alarm off when school is closed, I’ve a CDZ (Cilla designated zone) – it’s my own warm apartment with a few beds for when the alarm is set. Sometimes just for fun I like to find places to hide or give them the runaround though…

      1. Ahh Yeno what I was dead nice to her as well and said do you wanna go before me and she spoke to me like I’d just shit on her pillow and went “I was before you anyway!” Bet she voted Tory!

  11. The government have given themselves four hours to decide what to call a lockdown so that they can claim what they’re doing isn’t a lockdown because they’ve told people calling for a lockdown that they’re wrong. Should be worth watching.

  12. Tranmere Rovers 0 – 1 Morecombe
    EFL Division Two
  13. Sadly feel the end of the Mike Jackson era at Tranmere Rovers is rapidly approaching. The performances and results heaping pressure on a thoroughly decent man and great servant for TRFC. Not calling for a change, but one feels almost inevitable now that SWA seem to have turned.

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